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Felix Wolf

2025-05-02T17:50:07Z

SMARMY:

skibidi XD

== Memorable Quotes ==
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(16:54:31) Felix Wolf: cumcast keycaps
(16:54:36) Felix Wolf: keycaps with cum injected into each mold

(16:59:38) Felix Wolf: not even a furry artist
(16:59:46) Felix Wolf: bet they dont even know how to draw a fossa dick correctly

(12:57:18) Felix Wolf: yall see W3C's code of conduct?
(12:57:39) Xinthos: W3C?
(12:58:08) Felix Wolf: W3C is the world wide web consortium
(12:58:18) Felix Wolf: they basically set the standards for the web
(12:58:22) Felix Wolf: https://www.w3.org/Consortium/cepc/#safety-versus-comfort
(12:59:11) Felix Wolf: tl;dr: "racism, sexism, and other -pbobias are forbidden" followed by "we make an exception allowing you to be racist towards white people, sexist towards men, and cisphobic."

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== sus convo ==
TW: pedophilia<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(11:42:21) Moridin: I feel like the anti-pedophilia movements have nothing to do with preventing children from being abused, it's just about finding a good target to be hateful towards...
(11:42:26) Moridin says controversial things and hides
(11:42:40) Felix Wolf: eh sort of
(11:42:44) Moridin hides under Sammey
(11:45:06) Sammey pats Mori
(11:45:17) Felix Wolf: i keep typing stuff but keep erasing it because one wrong word and i get canceled .
(11:45:41) Felix Wolf: but ye a lot of times people just hate because they need to fuel their hate
(11:45:57) Itakai nods.
(11:46:13) Moridin: demonizing people who have bad predlictions doesn't make the abuse stop... in fact, since many child abusers got that way because they were abused themselves, to be truly be anti-pedophile, you have to make the victims your target
(11:46:27) Itakai: ^
(11:46:35) Felix Wolf: if someone is a pedophile and they dont touch the child nor inappropriately engage or groom a child, then it is mostly fine for the most part
(11:46:54) Felix Wolf: but when they start harming children thats when the problems start
(11:46:57) Felix Wolf: hate the act not the person so to speak
(11:47:04) Itakai: ^
(11:47:24) Felix Wolf: but then theres people out there who actively are like "HEY KDIS DON'T LET YOUR P ARENTS SEE YOU ON THIS SITE"
(11:47:29) Felix Wolf: coughtayferretcough
(11:47:47) Felix Wolf: that guy is a problem person
(11:48:32) Itakai: oh yea 100%
(11:48:46) Itakai: I fkin hate people who encourage childhood deviancy
(11:48:57) Moridin: but then is it also a problem when adults roleplay as children?
(11:49:07) Itakai: Depends
(11:49:24) Felix Wolf: hot take, but as long as it is two consenting adults (or no actual children involved), i don't care.
(11:49:40) synthesizer: that's a slippery slope..........
(11:49:48) Itakai: Are they role playing with children who they aren't in a place of responsibility for such as a parent?
(11:49:56) Itakai: or is it adults?
(11:50:01) Felix Wolf: i'd rather people take out their fantasies in a safe virtual environment with no children involved than engaging in RL stuff.
(11:50:52) Moridin: I feel like it's okay as long as it's only real adults involved
(11:51:04) Itakai would agree.
(11:51:09) synthesizer: what happens when the fantasy is no longer enough
(11:51:22) Itakai needs to note, they are focused in on like
(11:51:33) Itakai: programming and wasn't meaning sexual tones atm.
(11:51:43) Moridin: but there are a lot of people who are like "if you've ever enjoyed looking at a 17-year-old you're exactly the same as Jeffrey Epstein and you should die"
(11:51:51) Felix Wolf: i mean the same could be said "what if they can't get what they want virtually?"
(11:52:13) Felix Wolf: I feel like there is less risk in letting people deal with it in a fantasy world than bottling it up.
(11:52:41) Felix Wolf: As someone who has talked with a therapist before regarding something similar, they agreed.
(11:53:38) Felix Wolf: i only got to talk once about it because it took me forever to talk about it, but then the therapist had a family emergency and had to quit and now i have no therapist and dont know how to get a therapist because all the other therapists i have reached out to have ghosted me
(11:55:02) Felix Wolf: like, when i talked to a therapist, i was crying when i admitted to them the thing, and she tried to calm me down and tell me its ok and that its ok and what not
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== Links ==

* https://softhyena.com/
* http://felix.softhyena.com
* https://www.deviantart.com/felix-wolf

R/Furcadia

2025-05-02T17:48:30Z

SMARMY: /* Links */

== Links ==

* https://www.reveddit.com/v/furcadia/comments/gkwfmi/a_public_call_for_emerald_flame_emerald_kaiten/
* https://www.reddit.com/r/furcadia/comments/1as4yth/an_analysis_of_furcadias_kickstarter_progress_12/

Telford

2025-05-02T17:45:54Z

SMARMY: Created page with "dom ass"

dom ass

Bahamut

2025-05-02T17:45:02Z

SMARMY: Created page with "he pretended to die in a house fire irl ooc to see how his friends would react"

he pretended to die in a house fire irl ooc to see how his friends would react

Felix Wolf

2025-05-02T17:43:12Z

SMARMY: /* Memorable Quotes */

Furcadia

2025-05-02T17:41:10Z

SMARMY:

== Links ==

* https://web.archive.org/web/20001017194426/http://www.furcadia.com/pixel/Fur/furfaq1.htm
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010210210023/http://furcadia.com/digomarket/index.html
* https://web.archive.org/web/20010223232521/http://www.realtime.net/~pixel/a/
* https://cms.furcadia.com/creations/dreammaking/dreamweaving-principles/264-de-trolling
* https://sneercampaign.com/furcadia-an-investigative-report/

Felix Wolf

2025-05-02T17:16:56Z

SMARMY: /* Memorable Quotes */

Felix Wolf

2025-05-02T17:11:34Z

SMARMY: Created page with "skibidi XD == Memorable Quotes == <syntaxhighlight lang="text"> (16:54:31) Felix Wolf: cumcast keycaps (16:54:36) Felix Wolf: keycaps with cum injected into each mold </syntaxhighlight> == Links == * https://softhyena.com/"

skibidi XD

== Memorable Quotes ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(16:54:31) Felix Wolf: cumcast keycaps
(16:54:36) Felix Wolf: keycaps with cum injected into each mold

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== Links ==

* https://softhyena.com/

The Fires

2025-05-02T17:09:24Z

SMARMY:

[[File:Firesmeme.jpg|thumb|its not rly pc but it was a thing]]
social group that hates others, each other, and themselves equally

File:Firesmeme.jpg

2025-05-02T16:53:45Z

SMARMY:

the fires meme

The Horse

2025-05-02T16:50:51Z

SMARMY: fixed my fuxup

beans

== The Horse Epic Felorin Troll 2022 ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(17:33:51) The Horse: There once was a man named Felorin Who left one too many browser tabs open During a PG-13 stream His viewers did gleam As inappropriate content was seen
(17:35:08) Felorin: Wouldn't want all these limericks to be lost to posterity
(17:35:11) Felorin: Or to posteriors

(17:37:47) The Horse: There once was a game that raised a bunch Of money on Kickstarter for a new update lunch But the developers fled Leaving players for dead No update was ever released, oh such a crunch
(17:38:40) The Horse: There once was a game developer dude
(17:38:41) The Horse: Who spent all of their Kickstarter money on a bedroom redo
(17:38:44) The Horse: But when backers did inquire
(17:38:47) The Horse: He lit his hair on fire
(17:38:50) The Horse: And shouted, "My life is my own, it's true!"

(17:41:15) The Horse: There once was a horse with quite a surprise / Who &$!? in poor Felorin's bed while he lies / He woke up with a start / To the smell of horse art / And cursed that foul beast with furious eyes.

(17:41:36) Felorin: A wacky Furcadia horse / Repeated some rumor quite coarse / But said "I didn't mean it" / then gave us all peanuts / Which we ate with great gusto of course!
(17:47:22) Felorin: z `eject The Horse
(17:47:24) Felorin: Whoops
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The Horse

2025-05-02T16:49:42Z

SMARMY: beans

beans

== The Horse Epic Felorin Troll 2022 ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(17:33:51) The Horse: There once was a man named Felorin Who left one too many browser tabs open During a PG-13 stream His viewers did gleam As inappropriate content was seen
lmao
gdi cado
(17:35:08) Felorin: Wouldn't want all these limericks to be lost to posterity
(17:35:11) Felorin: Or to posteriors

(17:37:47) The Horse: There once was a game that raised a bunch Of money on Kickstarter for a new update lunch But the developers fled Leaving players for dead No update was ever released, oh such a crunch
(17:38:40) The Horse: There once was a game developer dude
(17:38:41) The Horse: Who spent all of their Kickstarter money on a bedroom redo
(17:38:44) The Horse: But when backers did inquire
(17:38:47) The Horse: He lit his hair on fire
(17:38:50) The Horse: And shouted, "My life is my own, it's true!"

(17:41:15) The Horse: There once was a horse with quite a surprise / Who &$!? in poor Felorin's bed while he lies / He woke up with a start / To the smell of horse art / And cursed that foul beast with furious eyes.

(17:41:36) Felorin: A wacky Furcadia horse / Repeated some rumor quite coarse / But said "I didn't mean it" / then gave us all peanuts / Which we ate with great gusto of course!
(17:47:22) Felorin: z `eject The Horse
(17:47:24) Felorin: Whoops
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Furcadia

2025-05-02T16:47:58Z

SMARMY:

Nyake, Living Shadow

2025-05-02T16:44:02Z

SMARMY: /* Memorable Quotes */

a very strange person

== Descs ==
(You see Nyake, Living Shadow.) > The demon black cat Queen Succubus is back with her same hypnotic power and demonic flames she carried before! With the evil wind and dark lightning at her disposal, the dark shadow of Taomin that lived long ago reigns supreme again! (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/Nyake-35438770</nowiki>) Original Nyake (Furc 2006) ; (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/New-Nyake-53301503</nowiki>) Newer Nyake (2007) ; (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/Newer-Nyake-839924943</nowiki>) Newest Nyake (2020)

(You see Zorochi.) > The firstborn child of Aeris Tiamat, Goddess Of Discord &amp; Chaos, and Felorin, legendary prime of Furcadia. The child is a Chalkydri, a Divine Being like a serpentine angel having a crocodile head, and the body of a dragon, and feet and tail like that of a lion, each having twelve wings, and are known as the 'Bronze Hydras'. Thus, Zorochi is able to grow and manipulate multiple heads. Chalkydri dwell near the Sun alongside other flying elements referred to as phoenixes. At sunrise, all the chalkydri break into song with their counterparts, alerting the birds of the world for a new day to rejoice. They have relation to the Caduceus, and this gives Zorochi power over medical and transitional energy. It seems the energy that Zorochi commands is a mixture of magic, heavenly energy, and cthonic energy, what can be known only as 'Fabled Energy'. It retains the form of a reptilian looking feline creature with numerous sets of different types of wings, from dragon wings to angel wings to butterfly wings and onward. It has peculiar golden shoes that are fitted to match the golden wings on its ankles, and golden wrist cuffs that are fitted to match the golden wings on its wrists. As soon as it was born, it was timeless and ageless, due to the nature of how space and time collided during its conception.

== Memorable Quotes ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(4:26:45 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... I'm having too much fun.
(4:27:07 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: This should not be as fun as it is. I was trying to be-- Ugh.

(4:28:27 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: I didn't say nothin.
(4:28:36 PM) Felix Wolf: virgin nyake has to reach critical mass
(4:28:41 PM) Felix Wolf: meanwhile chad me was born critical mass
(4:28:44 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Virgin~?
(4:28:47 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Please, try me.
(4:28:49 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: PLEASE.
(4:28:58 PM) Felix Wolf: same
(4:29:02 PM) Felix Wolf: I HATE IBS
(4:29:16 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Ooo, did someone pussy out already~? Thought so.

(4:31:39 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Wow, because it doesn't fucking matter what I'm doing, is the point, just like it doesn't fucking matter what anyone says or fucking does, gawsh.
(4:31:59 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Oh, sorry. Someone was supposed to pay all such attention to me for no reason at all for something absolutely so tiny that it literally is microscopic.

(4:32:17 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: But I think everyone instantly grew up out of that, for some reason.
(4:32:32 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Goojob.
(4:32:53 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow applaudes them for the character development.
(4:32:56 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow checks watch.
(4:33:08 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Think I'm almost done here.
(4:33:23 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow waits maliciously.
(4:34:32 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Spanking?
(4:34:34 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... Fuck.
(4:34:39 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... Okay, I'm leaving.
(4:34:50 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: I didn't say it first, so I'm like, crushed in my soul.

(4:38:02 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow might be able to possibly recover from soul-crushing defeat.

(4:42:01 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Ahem: Your world is very, very, very small. And I am in it, you see. So it would behoove you to not treat me -- if no one else -- poorly. It will not end well, and I am only telling you this one time. ❤️
omg
(4:42:22 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: That's all I came here to say.
(4:42:30 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Byebee~!

(4:44:36 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: As if these people have important things to say. XDDD

(4:54:00 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Kay, sooo, now I'm like, bound by demonic contract to be here for eternity and all days until the end of time aaaaand...
(4:54:10 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Gonna... Look at another screen now...

(7:13:21 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Like, who gives a fucking fuck EXCEPT those people, right? But I can play on that so hard. And then, there will be something everyone will know, and when I speak, everyone will know, because everyone will have done it.

(21:42:54) Nyake, Living Shadow: I'm suddenly very okay with everything. Much more than I was before, surprisingly.
(21:43:08) Nyake, Living Shadow: I almost don't want to exact my revenge. Almost.
(21:43:31) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... In fact. Now that I REALLY think about it... I don't even think I have to.
(21:44:43) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... That's such a delicious thought. I... Might consider the prospects much more satiating.
(21:44:52) Jinro: are you ok fam
(21:51:13) Nyake, Living Shadow: I'll make them wish they were good people from the very beginning.
(21:54:36) Zorochi: ... Yes, this will do for the moment.
(21:54:42) Zorochi: Just peachy.
(21:54:53) Zorochi: And it's not even at its maximum ripeness.
(21:55:07) Zorochi: I can't wait. To cultivate this one.
(21:55:12) Zorochi: To sit down and grow it on the farm.
(21:55:25) Zorochi: The one most tastiest fruit of all time -- better than even knowledge itself.
(21:55:56) Zorochi: The one everyone everywhere will do anything for -- knowledge or otherwise -- just to taste in their hands, even if they have to fake it.

(13:17:08) Zorochi: I'm actually here to gloat about how I had a baby with Felorin. XD
(13:17:20) Zorochi: And I sent Nyake to be with Felorin last night.
(13:17:27) Zorochi: That's why I switched alts.

Zorochi: The best part is, some people actually know what I said, and can see when other people do exactly as I've said and be exactly as I've said they are.
Zorochi: And the people that CANNOT see what I say have ZERO clue.
Zorochi: It's so juicy, I can't stand it.
Zorochi: But I want that ripe, cultivated fruit.

(13:41:24) Zorochi: Guess I can have faith in the management.
(13:41:37) Zorochi: But, now I have to send in reports. Ugh, what a process..

(17:19:56) Zorochi: I think Felorin would love it. He has pretty wings. ;;
(17:20:12) Zorochi: I'll be like 'father, I am now pretty like you.'
(17:20:25) Zorochi: Omfg, I should show him.
(17:20:29) Zorochi: He's probably busy.

(22:40:10) Zorochi: Because you're actually a problem, and a group of people that apparently have things actually wrong with them, with no actual control over yourselves.
best quote so far
(22:47:16) Zorochi: ... I wonder how many people sitting here are guardians that actually don't do their job, and how long they've been here allowing these things to happen.

(22:53:31) Zorochi: And the actual people working in the background who only choose the sides of the first people who speak to them will definitely be subject to anything legal because they are the staff acting poorly.
(22:53:35) Zorochi: And.... Documented.

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== Links ==

* https://theveritas.forummotion.com/login?redirect=%2Ft33-topic

Nyake, Living Shadow

2025-05-02T16:40:56Z

SMARMY: /* Memorable Quotes */

a very strange person

== Descs ==
(You see Nyake, Living Shadow.) > The demon black cat Queen Succubus is back with her same hypnotic power and demonic flames she carried before! With the evil wind and dark lightning at her disposal, the dark shadow of Taomin that lived long ago reigns supreme again! (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/Nyake-35438770</nowiki>) Original Nyake (Furc 2006) ; (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/New-Nyake-53301503</nowiki>) Newer Nyake (2007) ; (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/Newer-Nyake-839924943</nowiki>) Newest Nyake (2020)

(You see Zorochi.) > The firstborn child of Aeris Tiamat, Goddess Of Discord &amp; Chaos, and Felorin, legendary prime of Furcadia. The child is a Chalkydri, a Divine Being like a serpentine angel having a crocodile head, and the body of a dragon, and feet and tail like that of a lion, each having twelve wings, and are known as the 'Bronze Hydras'. Thus, Zorochi is able to grow and manipulate multiple heads. Chalkydri dwell near the Sun alongside other flying elements referred to as phoenixes. At sunrise, all the chalkydri break into song with their counterparts, alerting the birds of the world for a new day to rejoice. They have relation to the Caduceus, and this gives Zorochi power over medical and transitional energy. It seems the energy that Zorochi commands is a mixture of magic, heavenly energy, and cthonic energy, what can be known only as 'Fabled Energy'. It retains the form of a reptilian looking feline creature with numerous sets of different types of wings, from dragon wings to angel wings to butterfly wings and onward. It has peculiar golden shoes that are fitted to match the golden wings on its ankles, and golden wrist cuffs that are fitted to match the golden wings on its wrists. As soon as it was born, it was timeless and ageless, due to the nature of how space and time collided during its conception.

== Memorable Quotes ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(4:26:45 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... I'm having too much fun.
(4:27:07 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: This should not be as fun as it is. I was trying to be-- Ugh.

(4:28:27 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: I didn't say nothin.
(4:28:36 PM) Felix Wolf: virgin nyake has to reach critical mass
(4:28:41 PM) Felix Wolf: meanwhile chad me was born critical mass
(4:28:44 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Virgin~?
(4:28:47 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Please, try me.
(4:28:49 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: PLEASE.
(4:28:58 PM) Felix Wolf: same
(4:29:02 PM) Felix Wolf: I HATE IBS
(4:29:16 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Ooo, did someone pussy out already~? Thought so.

(4:31:39 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Wow, because it doesn't fucking matter what I'm doing, is the point, just like it doesn't fucking matter what anyone says or fucking does, gawsh.
(4:31:59 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Oh, sorry. Someone was supposed to pay all such attention to me for no reason at all for something absolutely so tiny that it literally is microscopic.

(4:32:17 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: But I think everyone instantly grew up out of that, for some reason.
(4:32:32 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Goojob.
(4:32:53 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow applaudes them for the character development.
(4:32:56 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow checks watch.
(4:33:08 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Think I'm almost done here.
(4:33:23 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow waits maliciously.
(4:34:32 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Spanking?
(4:34:34 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... Fuck.
(4:34:39 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... Okay, I'm leaving.
(4:34:50 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: I didn't say it first, so I'm like, crushed in my soul.

(4:38:02 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow might be able to possibly recover from soul-crushing defeat.

(4:42:01 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Ahem: Your world is very, very, very small. And I am in it, you see. So it would behoove you to not treat me -- if no one else -- poorly. It will not end well, and I am only telling you this one time. ❤️
omg
(4:42:22 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: That's all I came here to say.
(4:42:30 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Byebee~!

(4:44:36 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: As if these people have important things to say. XDDD

(4:54:00 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Kay, sooo, now I'm like, bound by demonic contract to be here for eternity and all days until the end of time aaaaand...
(4:54:10 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Gonna... Look at another screen now...

(7:13:21 PM) Nyake, Living Shadow: Like, who gives a fucking fuck EXCEPT those people, right? But I can play on that so hard. And then, there will be something everyone will know, and when I speak, everyone will know, because everyone will have done it.

(21:42:54) Nyake, Living Shadow: I'm suddenly very okay with everything. Much more than I was before, surprisingly.
(21:43:08) Nyake, Living Shadow: I almost don't want to exact my revenge. Almost.
(21:43:31) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... In fact. Now that I REALLY think about it... I don't even think I have to.
(21:44:43) Nyake, Living Shadow: ... That's such a delicious thought. I... Might consider the prospects much more satiating.
(21:44:52) Jinro: are you ok fam
(21:51:13) Nyake, Living Shadow: I'll make them wish they were good people from the very beginning.
(21:54:36) Zorochi: ... Yes, this will do for the moment.
(21:54:42) Zorochi: Just peachy.
(21:54:53) Zorochi: And it's not even at its maximum ripeness.
(21:55:07) Zorochi: I can't wait. To cultivate this one.
(21:55:12) Zorochi: To sit down and grow it on the farm.
(21:55:25) Zorochi: The one most tastiest fruit of all time -- better than even knowledge itself.
(21:55:56) Zorochi: The one everyone everywhere will do anything for -- knowledge or otherwise -- just to taste in their hands, even if they have to fake it.

(13:17:08) Zorochi: I'm actually here to gloat about how I had a baby with Felorin. XD
(13:17:20) Zorochi: And I sent Nyake to be with Felorin last night.
(13:17:27) Zorochi: That's why I switched alts.

Zorochi: The best part is, some people actually know what I said, and can see when other people do exactly as I've said and be exactly as I've said they are.
Zorochi: And the people that CANNOT see what I say have ZERO clue.
Zorochi: It's so juicy, I can't stand it.
Zorochi: But I want that ripe, cultivated fruit.

(13:41:24) Zorochi: Guess I can have faith in the management.
(13:41:37) Zorochi: But, now I have to send in reports. Ugh, what a process..

(17:19:56) Zorochi: I think Felorin would love it. He has pretty wings. ;;
(17:20:12) Zorochi: I'll be like 'father, I am now pretty like you.'
(17:20:25) Zorochi: Omfg, I should show him.
(17:20:29) Zorochi: He's probably busy.

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== Links ==

* https://theveritas.forummotion.com/login?redirect=%2Ft33-topic

R/Furcadia

2025-05-02T16:34:16Z

SMARMY: Created page with "== Links == * https://www.reveddit.com/v/furcadia/comments/gkwfmi/a_public_call_for_emerald_flame_emerald_kaiten/"

== Links ==

* https://www.reveddit.com/v/furcadia/comments/gkwfmi/a_public_call_for_emerald_flame_emerald_kaiten/

Yiff

2025-05-02T16:31:06Z

SMARMY: Created page with "Q. How do you yiff? A. The word Yiff is a common slang term for Furre (or Furry) cyber sex. If you have to ask how to do it then you probably shouldn't."

Q. How do you yiff?

A. The word Yiff is a common slang term for Furre (or Furry) cyber sex. If you have to ask how to do it then you probably shouldn't.

Furcadia

2025-05-02T16:30:48Z

SMARMY: Created page with "== Links == * https://web.archive.org/web/20001017194426/http://www.furcadia.com/pixel/Fur/furfaq1.htm * https://web.archive.org/web/20010210210023/http://furcadia.com/digomarket/index.html * https://web.archive.org/web/20010223232521/http://www.realtime.net/~pixel/a/"

Nyake, Living Shadow

2025-05-02T16:28:50Z

SMARMY:

Nyake, Living Shadow

2025-05-02T16:24:41Z

SMARMY: Created page with "(16:19:55) (You see Nyake, Living Shadow.) (16:19:55) > The demon black cat Queen Succubus is back with her same hypnotic power and demonic flames she carried before! With the evil wind and dark lightning at her disposal, the dark shadow of Taomin that lived long ago reigns supreme again! (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/Nyake-35438770</nowiki>) Original Nyake (Furc 2006) ; (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/New-Nyake-53301..."

(16:19:55) (You see Nyake, Living Shadow.) (16:19:55) > The demon black cat Queen Succubus is back with her same hypnotic power and demonic flames she carried before! With the evil wind and dark lightning at her disposal, the dark shadow of Taomin that lived long ago reigns supreme again! (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/Nyake-35438770</nowiki>) Original Nyake (Furc 2006) ; (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/New-Nyake-53301503</nowiki>) Newer Nyake (2007) ; (URL: <nowiki>https://www.deviantart.com/servicerobot/art/Newer-Nyake-839924943</nowiki>) Newest Nyake (2020)

Rangiku

2025-05-02T16:19:39Z

SMARMY: Created page with "hide ur desctags then sheesh do NOT ask her about her dingos"

[[File:Rangiku Desc.png|alt=rangiku desc|thumb|hide ur desctags then sheesh]]
do NOT ask her about her dingos

File:Rangiku Desc.png

2025-05-02T16:19:09Z

SMARMY:

turn ur desctags off then sheesh

Dragonspires

2025-05-02T16:17:39Z

SMARMY: Created page with "the janky rpg that came before Furc and continued later and had some drama == Links == https://scrollwars.fandom.com/wiki/History_According_To_Mo"

the janky rpg that came before Furc and continued later and had some drama

== Links ==
https://scrollwars.fandom.com/wiki/History_According_To_Mo

Dashel

2025-05-02T16:12:37Z

SMARMY: fixed link

he's a TIGON guys and furc is full of pdf files

== Zombie Darx and Firefigs ==
Caltos was banned from furc for being a convicted pedofile after recently being released from prison. Dashel blamed the fires for getting someone banned for no reason. He became Zombie Darx, of which Darx was a player who died irl ooc.

== Links ==

* https://www.reddit.com/user/Zombie-Darx/
* https://www.reddit.com/r/FurcadiaShite/
* https://www.youtube.com/@zombiedarx1069
* https://www.rprepository.com/c/ZombieDarx/366681

Kid ink

2025-05-02T16:03:57Z

SMARMY: Created page with "kick flips"

kick flips

Amabel

2025-05-02T15:52:36Z

SMARMY: Created page with "<nowiki>#</nowiki>Sa == Roamheart Contest =="

<nowiki>#</nowiki>Sa

== Roamheart Contest ==

Smarmy

2025-05-02T15:47:51Z

SMARMY: Created page with "Shut up, Sarah. <syntaxhighlight lang="text"> Yugen: macguyver is my newest fav thing after watching an episode high </syntaxhighlight>"

Shut up, Sarah.

<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
Yugen: macguyver is my newest fav thing after watching an episode high
</syntaxhighlight>

The Fires

2025-05-02T15:08:46Z

SMARMY: the fires is a concept not a location

social group that hates others, each other, and themselves equally

Firepit

2025-05-02T15:07:20Z

SMARMY: Created page with "A handful of terminally online fire-dwellers, most of which are sitting AFK. Where the remaining Furc population lives."

[[File:The Pits.png|thumb|A handful of terminally online fire-dwellers, most of which are sitting AFK.]]
Where the remaining Furc population lives.

Sapphirus

2025-05-01T18:46:45Z

SMARMY: /* Links */

Sapphirus died from COVID. She's currently in White Heaven with White Jesus.

<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(You see Sapphirus.)
> [(URL: http://tinyurl.com/SapphComplex) GODESS OF (URL: ) DRAGONS AND ELEMENTS.][(URL: http://tinyurl.com/TruSapphirus) Sapph's True form][(URL: Only if you are) Whisper Friendly?][(URL: tinyurl.com/Dumbpplchart) Im humanoid, NOT a furry/Furre, learn the differences.]~[(URL: http://tinyurl.com/SapphyDArt) My DA/a>]~[(URL: http://tinyurl.com/CGPortCommis) CG/Digital Port Commisons: Open!]~[(URL: http://tinyurl.com/SapphComSheet) Digital Art Commissions]~[(URL: http://tinyurl.com/Sapph-Cheb) TAKEN(off Furc)]~[(URL: How about you gdfo? I dont have a perverted attraction to ~Furries/animals~, I dont care how you categorize it. Kthx!) F-List]~[Straight Rainbow pride HRT.]

(You see Sapphirus.)
> [(URL: http://tinyurl.com/SapphComplex) GODDESS OF (URL: http://tinyurl.com/SapphirusFullPic) DRAGONSAND ELEMENTS.][(URL: http://tinyurl.com/TakeDatt) Sapphirus = Humanoid, not a Furre/Furry, duh..]~[(URL: http://tinyurl.com/SapphyCommissions) Digital Art/Digital Port Commissions: OPEN]~[Taken]~[(URL: Gdfo? I dont have a Perverted attraction to ~Furries/animals, I prefer my Humanity. Just because im on a Furry game, doesnt mean I gotta be into that gross crap...lol -_-.~) F-List]~[Hetero Rainbow HRT]~[(URL: http://tinyurl.com/Sapphirus2015) SAPPHIRUS 2015 PIC!]~[(URL: If you dont like animation/kitterdust, then get away from me instead of QQing about pixels bigger than you.) KITTERDUST QQing]

</syntaxhighlight>

== memorable quotes ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(14:14:43) Sapphirus: Rice (Asians), Yugioh (Arabic), Ceasar (Roman) Taco (Mexican/Spanish), Super Taco (Brazillians)
(14:14:51) Sapphirus: LOL
(14:15:10) Sapphirus: Because original Yugion was Egfyptian based 8D
(14:15:53) Sapphirus: Pfft! I already got the sand ppl on JD loving the Yugioh title for Arabic! D:<
(14:15:58) Mollie: sand ppl.....
(14:16:54) Sapphirus: Tif I get confused sometimes. Like Spanish, Mexican, and Lationo they look the same to meee >.<
(14:17:39) Sapphirus: I shout "taco speak" one guy is like, im not mexican, im latino! D:<
(14:18:56) Sapphirus: on JD ppl dont mind, but weirdly there's always racial stuff going on in general so its kinda normal now.
</syntaxhighlight>

== Links ==

* https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sapphirus/
* https://www.weasyl.com/~sapphirus
* https://twitter.com/Sapphiruss
* https://www.facebook.com/SapphirusArtworks/videos/325513328290723
* https://www.youtube.com/SapphyDracases
* https://www.deviantart.com/sapphirus-art

Sexotica

2025-05-01T18:35:57Z

SMARMY: Created page with "Dragon's Eye Productions, creators of Furcadia, also created a masterpiece called The Sexotica Collection. https://archive.org/details/SexoticaCollectionVol1Demo"

Dragon's Eye Productions, creators of Furcadia, also created a masterpiece called The Sexotica Collection.

https://archive.org/details/SexoticaCollectionVol1Demo

Dashel

2025-05-01T18:32:50Z

SMARMY:

he's a TIGON guys and furc is full of pdf files

== Zombie Darx and Firefigs ==
Caltos was banned from furc for being a convicted pedofile after recently being released from prison. Dashel blamed the fires for getting someone banned for no reason. He became Zombie Darx, of which Darx was a player who died irl ooc.

== Links ==

* https://www.reddit.com/user/Zombie-Darx/
* https://www.reddit.com/r/FurcadiaShite/
* https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCykgumAbhH15yqVu-fXa7Fg
* https://www.rprepository.com/c/ZombieDarx/366681

Sapphirus

2025-05-01T18:27:29Z

SMARMY:

Ashe Loxeus

2025-05-01T18:17:02Z

SMARMY: Created page with "== drugs so cool == <syntaxhighlight lang="text"> (13:23:01) Ashe Loxeus give u a bong rip 2 celebrate Ashe Loxeus snort a line of foxys beak Ashe Loxeus: off* (14:10:56) Ashe Loxeus rips this bong n pas 2 u Ashe Loxeus rip my bong n blow the cloud across sugoi castro horchata n ram hopefully killing them </syntaxhighlight> == memorable quotes == <syntaxhighlight lang="text"> (14:08:47) Ashe Loxeus: god i cannot stand the hypocrisy of some of the people here (14:08:5..."

== drugs so cool ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(13:23:01) Ashe Loxeus give u a bong rip 2 celebrate

Ashe Loxeus snort a line of foxys beak
Ashe Loxeus: off*

(14:10:56) Ashe Loxeus rips this bong n pas 2 u

Ashe Loxeus rip my bong n blow the cloud across sugoi castro horchata n ram hopefully killing them
</syntaxhighlight>

== memorable quotes ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(14:08:47) Ashe Loxeus: god i cannot stand the hypocrisy of some of the people here
(14:08:56) Riggs: ?
(14:09:02) Ashe Loxeus: like you are not the end-all authority of anything. youre a person. just please everyone remember that
(14:09:08) Ashe Loxeus: nothing riggen im just venting like a mfer
(14:09:17) Riggs: okay
(14:09:26) You say, "Stop harassing me on alts"
(14:09:33) You say, "Silence rule, in kind"
(14:09:55) [#] morey rolls 1d20 take baton to Ashe to show my authoritie & gets 13.
(14:10:15) morey collects all the rings that fly out of Ashe'n.
(14:10:17) morey: I'm rich. :D
(14:11:56) Riggs sighs
(14:12:21) Ashe Loxeus: u do ur best 2 be a responsible and considerate adult
(14:12:28) Ashe Loxeus: and u get pisst on 4 it
(14:12:28) Ashe Loxeus: fuck em
(14:12:48) morey squints and peers around.
(14:13:04) Foxy Codone hug u ashey boy
(14:13:09) Ashe Loxeus scream n pull out all my quill
(14:13:14) morey collect them all.
(14:13:37) morey makes a beautiful arrangement out of them.
(14:13:45) Started ignoring player 'asheloxeus'.
(14:13:59) Syrup: oh
(14:14:05) Stopped ignoring player 'asheloxeus'.
(14:14:10) Ashe Loxeus: O.O
(14:14:24) Syrup: this port got rated E
(14:14:26) Syrup: lmao
(14:14:28) Syrup: love it
(14:14:29) Ashe Loxeus: LMAO
(14:14:29) Syrup: 10/10
(14:14:36) morey: -.-
(14:14:45) Riggs: b o n k
(14:16:05) Foxy Codone: goddamnit my port is blurry >.>
(14:16:28) Syrup throws Ashe Loxeus a bone!
(14:16:34) You say, "LOL THAT PORT IS AMAZING"
(14:16:40) Syrup: ty
(14:17:39) Ashe Loxeus: otyvm
(14:17:42) Ashe Loxeus: ` U
(14:17:54) Syrup: it's straight outta morey
(14:18:10) morey: It's p. rewd...
(14:18:19) Syrup: you don't need it
(14:18:27) You say, "Who is the unlucky victime ."
(14:18:38) Syrup: morey
(14:20:20) Ashe Loxeus: 'its not okay to offend me but its ok for me 2 call u names' wow
(14:20:22) Ashe Loxeus: like holy shit
(14:20:27) Ashe Loxeus blow my fucking brains all over the place
(14:20:36) Ashe Loxeus kix @ everything
(14:20:41) Ashe Loxeus steams like a tiny cartoon teapot
(14:20:41) Riggs blink
(14:20:41) morey collects brain fragments.
(14:20:49) Zayne pick up Ashe by scrunch
(14:20:54) Ashe Loxeus: why do people like this even exist
(14:20:58) morey: Who is it?!
(14:20:59) Ashe Loxeus: the h y p o c r i s y
(14:21:08) Ashe Loxeus: not namin names my lil dude just
(14:21:12) Zayne: balls
(14:21:13) Ashe Loxeus: fucking full of contempt rn
(14:21:29) morey: I didn't think you would. But that doesn't mean I can't PUSH for it! >:*
(14:21:52) morey eats some strawberry applesauce. ;-P
(14:22:38) Syrup: >:|
(14:22:52) Ashe Loxeus: d-d-d-d-double standaaaaaardds
(14:22:56) Ashe Loxeus: afk 2 go get way 2 hi

Ashe Loxeus knocks over my keyboards in2 my trillions of kittens and kills them all but my tears bring back the kittens and keyboards and i make the biggest kitten themed keyboard ever
Zappa: lmao someone's triggered
Foxy Codone fishbowls the pits
Ashe Loxeus: o am i
Ashe Loxeus: watch out foxy im big mad lmfao
Foxy Codone: oh heck
Ashe Loxeus: 'ermagerd some1 shot back lol triggered'
Ashe Loxeus rolls 1d20 this many tear from my eye & gets 10.
Zappa: roleplays killing my kittens xd
Ashe Loxeus: imagine being so bored u gotta make fun of ppl on the internet 4 wat they like
Ashe Loxeus: lmao
Zappa: imagine roleplaying smoking weed
Zappa: so edgy
Ashe Loxeus: imagine being in ur late 20s and acting like a highschooler lmfao
Ashe Loxeus: ok now i put them on ignore n go 2 cook food
Ashe Loxeus: since im the blight of the fires 4 not takin shit lmao
Ashe Loxeus: single for like 3 days now ramrod, alley, zapp, and castro have been makin fun of me for smokin weed

Ashe Loxeus: u guys, some1 remoted in2 my pc
Ashe Loxeus: n i can only assume it was morey lmao
Ashe Loxeus: the dead giveaway was that my chrome shortcut was moved and renamed "how how"
Ashe Loxeus: but now i got this firewall up n some1 outside is dosing me 20 pings per sec every minute
Ashe Loxeus: the ip just shows up as a subnet mask
Ashe Loxeus: double entourage effect here
Ashe Loxeus: i look at porn on my phone and its never connected to my home network
Ashe Loxeus: also
Foxy Codone: morey is at work this time of day
Ashe Loxeus: this computer is DoD-accessory terminal
Ashe Loxeus: accessing it w/o authorization or proper clearance is basically guaranteed prison tie
Ashe Loxeus: so hooray for compiling a report for the DoD
Ashe Loxeus: also dos attacked can be set up be, and are usually, fully automated
Foxy Codone: what is a dod-accessory terminal?
Ashe Loxeus: department of defense
Foxy Codone: ohhh
Ashe Loxeus: i access systems thru this pc
Ashe Loxeus: remoting into it is playing w/ fucking fire lmao
Foxy Codone: it blows my mind that people are this bored
Ashe Loxeus: all i have to do is contact the DoD and let them remote in and they can do whatever they need to
Ashe Loxeus: subnet mask wont save u then
Foxy Codone: do it
Ashe Loxeus: proxy servers wont save u lol
Foxy Codone: fuck em
Ashe Loxeus: im letting the logs generate info
Ashe Loxeus: from the firewall
Foxy Codone: fair
Ashe Loxeus: so whoever it is cant say 'o i didnt mean to'
Vehlia Liahe has joined.
Foxy Codone: im so excited to see how this plays out
Ashe Loxeus: u kno when morey gets off?
Ashe Loxeus: bc if its just him being funny n cute i need 2 talk to him
Vehlia Liahe: there goob you get a snep pillow
Ashe Loxeus: if he denies it then ill send the logs to the DoD
Vehlia Liahe: oh no someone is in trouble
Ashe Loxeus: ppl tryna snoop where they shouldnt
Ashe Loxeus: but my firewall apparently has like 4 VPNs in it
Ashe Loxeus: smoke weed every day
Ashe Loxeus: 420 blaze it
Foxy Codone: 420 balze it fagit
Foxy Codone: blaze even
Kronk: haha been sober since july
Ashe Loxeus hits my crystal weeds
Kronk: sorry bb
Ashe Loxeus: shew congrats
Ashe Loxeus: i couldnt do it
Foxy Codone: o good for you!
Foxy Codone: i'm a substance use counselor
Foxy Codone: irl
Ashe Loxeus: why are u even here lol
alleycat: uh cause bramble is my friend??
Ashe Loxeus: cool
Ashe Loxeus: i wish the webclient could ignore u
Ashe Loxeus: we left the pits to get away from ppl like u tho
Ashe Loxeus: ur not the only one with alts
Ashe Loxeus: do you tho i guess, if thats how u thrive
alleycat: bramble summons me here to hang, so i come to hang
alleycat: been doing it since before you left the pits
alleycat: im not here to "follow you"

Ashe Loxeus: some ppl are like herpes
BrambleBean: sup
Ashe Loxeus: u cant shake em
Ashe Loxeus: i know ud think if we were so shitty ppl wouldnt wanna operation infiltration but o it is wat it is
Ashe Loxeus: i wish i had 800 kittens in a trailer
Ashe Loxeus: id huff the pee n troll online all day

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Foxy Codone

2025-05-01T18:06:42Z

SMARMY: Created page with "traced art and claimed it wasn't, meanwhile sold some of these as commissions == THE TRACING == <syntaxhighlight lang="text"> (21:57:21) Foxy Codone: im sorry but if you post something online that can be traced you cant get mad if someone does that ? </syntaxhighlight> foxy's traced artworks == memorable quotes == <syntaxhighlight lang="text"> (18:00:03) Foxy Codone: there ya go cry babies (18:00:25) Archdemon:..."

traced art and claimed it wasn't, meanwhile sold some of these as commissions

== THE TRACING ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(21:57:21) Foxy Codone: im sorry but if you post something online that can be traced you cant get mad if someone does that ?
</syntaxhighlight>
[[File:Ohnoyoudidnt.png|alt=foxy's traced artworks|thumb|foxy's traced artworks]]

== memorable quotes ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
(18:00:03) Foxy Codone: there ya go cry babies
(18:00:25) Archdemon: yeah you Cry Babies
(18:00:25) solo|jazz: and we're the passive aggressive ones lool
(18:00:43) Foxy Codone: that was direct aggression
(18:01:03) solo|jazz: idk how hard it is to think of others and use your 200% massive self in the back
(18:01:14) Archdemon: very
(18:01:15) solo|jazz: cruncher
(18:01:28) Foxy Codone: but when everyone else do it no one has anything to say
(18:01:29) Syrup: thinking of others? that's not very furcadia of you, smarm
(18:01:29) Foxy Codone: js
(18:01:31) solo|jazz: if u dont want people to complain
(18:01:42) Archdemon: but we LOVE hearing people complain!!!
(18:01:48) solo|jazz: no one else is doing it but u and reefa rn lol

Foxy Codone does drugs off ashe's plump bum .

Foxy Codone: puffpuff pass my bong to ashe

Kronk: i can tell youre super epic and cool and deep
Veil: :>
Kronk: what are things a noob should know
Foxy Codone passes the bong
Ashe Loxeus: smoke weed every day
Ashe Loxeus: 420 blaze it
Foxy Codone: 420 balze it fagit
Foxy Codone: blaze even
Kronk: haha been sober since july
Ashe Loxeus hits my crystal weeds
Kronk: sorry bb
Ashe Loxeus: shew congrats
Ashe Loxeus: i couldnt do it
Foxy Codone: o good for you!
Foxy Codone: i'm a substance use counselor
Foxy Codone: irl

(13:22:17) Foxy Codone rolls 1d20 pack the bong & gets 15.
(13:22:22) Foxy Codone: well if you insist
(13:22:28) Dreamcore: lol
(13:22:36) Ashe Loxeus: im boutta make some cannabutter

(19:39:16) Zorua: uhhh... i been here before?
(19:39:21) Foxy Codone: zo is my friend
(19:39:22) Foxy Codone: not a troll
(19:39:28) Foxy Codone: aka my fan club
(19:39:34) Zorua: o/
(19:39:42) Cruncher: fan clubs are welcome. .
(19:39:45) Foxy Codone: filled with irl ooc pedophiles 🙂

</syntaxhighlight>

File:Ohnoyoudidnt.png

2025-05-01T17:59:47Z

SMARMY:

foxy traced evidence

Cruncher

2025-05-01T17:54:52Z

SMARMY: /* doxxing */

Creep that gives out unsolicited cookies.

== actual furc quotes ==
<syntaxhighlight lang="text">
Cruncher: To fully deny christianity requires a full knowledge of the son of God, not an inkling faith. If you lack the knowledge, which you do, then you can't fully deny being christian. You can still profess other things, but changing your coloring doesn't remove the stripes.
Cruncher: Anyways, waste of time, energy, etc. You won't change in the next few moments, and the rest of you troll naysayers are just looking for the blood in the water. Off to other more fun things, like irl. .

Cruncher: I have a card that says, "I was born before 2000, you're shit out of luck if you're not a he/she/it/they. Tell someone who cares"
Cruncher: I don't care. That's the point. Not necessary to do my job, eat, sleep, or live.
Cruncher: Feel free to hold a parade about it. I'm ok with walking on a side street.
Cruncher: When I meet you, you're that. You want to change, change, that's you. Unless I have to interact with you, you're not important enough for me to care about what you want to be called. .
Cruncher: Anyways, I'm done caring about not caring about this pointless debate. Consider yourself ignored if you want to keep up talking to me about it. ;-P

Cruncher: apples are great for users who prefer an environment tailored to those with down syndrome.

(14:35:49) Gryphon: I got no desire to watch Simpsons after Apu got hit with cancel culture.
(14:36:03) Cruncher: well, I don't watch the new stuff.
(14:36:18) Cruncher: I like pre-idiot-america apu
(14:36:40) Gryphon: Apu was one of the best characters and they just yeeted him off cause some soccer mom that probably didn't even watch the show cried about it.
(14:36:47) Cruncher: he was the one truly accurate stereotype they lived on
(14:37:21) Cruncher: but if you mention that now in the public, you get crucified for hate speech
(14:38:39) Cruncher: Slavery happened, minorities tried to maintain their cultural differences, and racism is still real, no matter how much they try to downplay/cancel it.
(14:39:30) Cruncher: and yet, the younger generation loses their minds whenever someone older than them lets slip something that was normal/calm in 1995.
(14:40:26) Gryphon: He got cancelled cause people said he was an R word.
(14:40:38) Kixy: R word/
(14:40:40) Kixy: ?*
(14:40:42) Cruncher: the human voice actor?
(14:40:43) Gryphon: The word I can't say on furc.
(14:40:49) Kixy: Retard?
(14:40:54) Gryphon: The other R
(14:40:55) Cruncher: the sexual one.
(14:42:18) Cruncher: so, because the voice of a much-loved character that doesn't exist in real life is an r-word, we're deprived of the character we love, that most of us have no idea who the human behind it ever was.
(14:45:36) Cruncher: that would be a 6-episode run before the feminists got ahold of him and cancelled him back to the stone age.
(14:50:05) Cruncher: Fairly certain the only reason some of the cringeworthy shows are still on the air, if only in re-runs, is because there's a certain religious group affiliation with the main actors, and who runs Hollywood...
(14:52:45) Cruncher: Imagine that, some black woman associated with food became racially intolerant. Good thing we're not renaming corn bread.
(14:54:31) Cruncher: I looked for the pocahontas for the good butter, too
(14:55:44) Cruncher: I care, but not because of some racial undertone, that was added by idiots and loudmouths. Sure, at some point decades or more ago, there was some point to it, but it's now a recognizable symbol for something GOOD. Why take it away now
(14:55:45) Kixy: The change is fine, it's the writing things out of history that is annoying. Because anything bad shall not be discussed because someone will be offended.
(14:57:11) Cruncher: yes, I'm privileged. I'm white. I must be at fault for all this. Woe is me. Here, take my reparations for which I was directly responsible for, not when the crimes were actually taking place.
(14:57:37) solo|jazz: it's less about that and more about inclusivity
(14:57:38) solo|jazz: but w/e dude
(14:58:01) Cruncher: don't race card me and then pull back. Bring it on
(15:00:27) Cruncher: I have no problem with the color of someone's skin. or where they come from, or however they say "I pledge allegiance to the flag". I am anti-idiot. If you are an idiot, I hate you. You can identify as a meat popsicle, and hump small animals in the forest, and I wouldn't care, but if you're an idiot, I hate you. Quit adding racial undertones for which there was none, and hate for the right reasons, or stfu
(15:01:45) Cruncher: I'm tired of race being an issue for the inbred hicks
(15:03:23) Cruncher: sad thing is, if I beat you to death for being an idiot, it'd be a white guy committing a hate crime, and if you beat me to death, it'd be on the tonight show as something to laugh about

(10:08:43) Cruncher: periods just mean, don't touch certain areas.
(10:08:47) Riggs: LOL
(10:08:55) Riggs: He's not interested in that
(10:08:57) Cruncher: doesn't keep you from being bothered by friends that have known you for years.
(10:09:01) Reaper: it does
(10:09:02) Reaper: actually
(10:09:08) Cruncher: ok, it doesn't stop me.
(10:09:18) Reaper: i have legit moments where i cannot fucking deal with people on my period
(10:09:19) Riggs: nothing stops cruncher from being a burden
(10:09:21) Reaper: so keep away
(10:09:26) Reaper: and i'm latina
(10:09:29) Riggs: hot
(10:09:30) Cruncher: ok, you're on a period. If you're bitchy, it's a condition, not a reaction. Check.
(10:10:15) Cruncher: I've had the vapire's teabag, loaded, left in my car's console once. You can't gross me out that way.
(10:10:22) Aiden: sdfghjk
(10:10:24) Riggs: just say tampon
(10:10:24) Cruncher: vampire*
(10:10:26) Reaper: it's not about grossing you out
(10:10:28) Riggs: are you 5
(10:10:30) Reaper: it's about personal space lol
(10:10:35) yamashta: tampon
(10:10:37) Cruncher: if you have to ask, you are.
(10:10:38) Reaper: if i don't want to deal with people. i don't.
(10:10:45) Cruncher: then don't.
(10:12:09) Cruncher: Periods are blown out of proportion. You can still function as an adult, you're just uncomfortable.
(10:12:10) Riggs: hi yam
(10:12:23) Reaper: cruncher, don't pretend to know something you don't know about.
(10:12:29) Aiden: ...i
(10:12:30) yamashta: cruncher that's not always the case
(10:12:31) Aiden: thats not true cruncher
(10:12:34) Riggs: no uterus, no opinion
(10:12:43) Reaper: my periods are really painful.
(10:12:43) Cruncher: No penis, take it out of your mouth.
(10:12:54) Aiden: just, speaking as someone who literally has a condition that has known to kill women
(10:12:57) Riggs: what does that have to do with anything?
(10:13:03) Cruncher: If you want to fight, I'm happy to.
(10:13:40) Cruncher: You're a woman, you already know everything.
(10:13:52) Cruncher: what can I teach you that you don't already know perfectly.
(10:13:57) Riggs: yam that happened to me
(10:14:00) Cruncher: Hell, God calls you up when he has questions.
(10:14:07) Cruncher: Idiots.
(10:14:12) Riggs: lmao
(10:14:22) Riggs: Makes sexist opinions on female anatomy
(10:14:26) Riggs: Calls us idiots
(10:14:26) yamashta: oK bOoMeR
(10:14:28) Aiden slow blinks.
(10:14:30) Cruncher: die of covid, already.
(10:14:37) Riggs: that's cure
(10:14:38) Riggs: Cute
(10:17:26) Cruncher: feminazis.

(14:16:06) Kixy: That's... insane Ridere.
(14:16:08) Aybell Nightroad: Oh you mean like how the natives agreed to move to make room for the new settles like some textbooks teach these days?
(14:16:25) Syrup: don't u want your kids to learn about BOTH sides of the holocaust
(14:16:26) Cruncher: I can't be around 'race theory', I'll end up changing the title to Racy Theory and post photos of the presenters picking their noses all over the classroom
(14:16:29) Syrup: 😕
(14:16:41) Syrup: "Hitler did nothing wrong 101"
(14:25:06) Kixy hugs Crunchpie with all the love
(14:25:18) Cruncher hugs Kixcake HRT
(14:25:24) Foxy Codone: well its hard when he takes up 5 spots xD
(14:25:37) Foxy Codone: biiig boi
(14:25:38) Kixy: He's just fluffy.
(14:25:47) Cruncher has more to luff.
(14:25:53) Kixy fluffs up Crunchpie
(14:25:56) Cruncher: HRT
(14:29:35) Cruncher: Walmart chairs now hold 600lbs listed.
(14:29:41) Aybell Nightroad: Really?
(14:29:43) Cruncher: instead of 400
(14:29:48) smarmy: makes sense

Cruncher: "but, but, medicine should be free, much like my diploma and license to bitch"

daas dxix: based
Gryphon: NVME plugs directly into board.
Cruncher: stop using that word, please.
Cruncher: It just identifies the idiots to be ignored. 🙂

chiss: Would you rather pee your pants on a first date, or sneeze on their face?
Cruncher: Well, before 2019, I'd have sneezed, but now it's considered attempted murder.

Cruncher: hindsight is 20/20, parenting is not. Those with the hindsight often aren't parents, and more often than not, aren't in the know of the circumstances. Yes, there is abuse, yes, there has been overabuse, and yes, it's exhaustingly obvious there are some folks that won't shut up about it because they can't correct the past.

Cruncher: I drink 4L Mt dew and 3 monsters today. ~800mg caffeine

Cruncher: To get to my level of expertise, you need about 25 years of infrastructure engineering. and ocd. and add. and be a sociopath.

Cruncher drank at least 14gal of nog this past season.

(11:04:40) smarmy: doesn't seem like there are all that many beekins in general
(11:05:05) Bee: i still have my badges somehow even though i didn't log on for over a year
(11:05:21) Cruncher: Trolls have killed the general motivation to want to help. Why be helpful to those that have no soul
(11:05:46) Kaze gives bee a refresher course
(11:06:04) Kaze: trolls haven't been a problem for the most part

(10:00:52) Cruncher: hashtag will be a banned word, like the n-word.
(10:01:12) Ignoramus: which n word
(10:01:17) yamashta: 'No'
(10:01:24) Cruncher: does it matter in your passive aggressive state?
(10:01:27) Ignoramus: nubile
(10:04:18) Cruncher: not worth my time even clicking ignore. Wow.
(10:04:37) Zappa: why are you even here then
(10:04:39) Zappa: lol
(10:05:09) Cruncher: asked and answered years ago.

Cruncher: It's why I adopt a "Kill them all, let God sort them out" kinda look when I go out. Amazing how large the bubble is around you when you look like you're just itching for an excuse to rearrange someone's head with their ass.
Foxy Codone: yes i also try to look mean so ppl won't fuck with me lol
Cruncher: I feel bad sometimes. Larger people than me sometimes bump into me, see my face and go, "I'm so sorry!" and vacate the area.
Cruncher: not my intention. I'm more of "leave me alone" kinda stance.

(22:00:35) Cruncher: Generally, when I respond to a question, it's screenied.
(22:01:02) Cruncher: Then, when I'm accused or misquoted, imgur gets a post, and people are free to see the truth.

(16:00:15) Cruncher: Great thing about being on here, I don't have to comply with all that hoo haw of gender identification. I'm happy to snuggle. You want to flame, that's your game. ;-P
(16:01:57) Cruncher: I don't like what I've been accused of. Odd.
(16:02:02) Cruncher: Toodles.

Cruncher: If I do my yiff properly, you won't even know I'm there

morey: I heard you got canceled! O.O
Cruncher: Amazing what gets heard at all
Pazuzu: oh no
castro: being transphobic aint really the vibe these days
morey: gasp.
Pazuzu: oh no...
Cruncher: even ignored, the cunts lie.
Cruncher: ah well.
morey: I win.
Sorry, you may not look at that player right now.

(14:53:18) Cruncher: I have enough propane to heat 3 houses for 3 days.
(14:53:30) Cruncher: in 1lb bottles.
(14:53:50) Cruncher: if I'm ever raided, I'll be labeled a terrorist, or something.
(14:55:05) Cruncher: I keep 6 1LB bottles in individual shrinkwrap containers, in a heavy duty bag, in a 5-gal food grade bucket with screw on locktite lid, 5 of them.
(14:55:44) Cruncher: there's a few others laying around for immediate use, but I keep the rest in multiple layers of rust/environment protection

(15:22:08) Cruncher: Added bonus of testing your equipment every 6 months is you can visually verify if there's holes, punctures, equipment malfunctions. Helps to ensure the heaters work before it's so cold you need your driver's license to remember what sex you are.

(15:56:50) Cruncher: Your favorite bag will become the Glad 2gal freezer bag, comes in 10-pack (walmart), 12-pack (target), and fits most things that you will buy when you prep, is thick enough to take abuse, is reusable, and keeps your sometimes expensive purchases free of dust, dirt, mold, and other stuff that would make them have shorter lifespans.

(12:12:04) Cruncher: The jury's still out for my funeral. Those brave enough to show up might be exposed to thrown pies, water balloons and acid.

(20:37:29) Moridin: sorry, IBS
(20:37:38) Moridin: it's actually plant matter though
(20:37:47) Pixel Dewdrop: Did you just call me plant matter?!
(20:37:50) Pixel Dewdrop: >:*
(20:37:55) Moridin: I don't think so
(20:37:56) Cruncher: hey now, plant lives matter.

(22:01:23) Cruncher: when I was 5, I'd pick up used gum from the street, chew it for the minute flavor left.

(20:20:13) Cruncher: The average vag depth is 7in. Why would you want to advertise something bigger than that?

(20:49:17) single: jesus christ
(20:49:19) Tooth: .
(20:49:28) single: ick
(20:49:30) Yugen: yall are more yiffy than furn
(20:49:31) single: seek christ
(20:49:39) Tooth: who?
(20:49:42) Cruncher: y'all need Jesus more than me.
(20:49:49) Cruncher: ;-P
(20:49:58) Yugen: can you order me a set of magic underwear
(20:50:04) Furcifur: wsant he the guy that said im here for a good friday not a long friday
(20:50:10) Cruncher: Sure. Send me money.

(20:40:04) Jai Alai: Kiryu Vetra: we should be like europe, where medical bills arent a thing
(20:40:15) Jai Alai: kiryu is being political O.O
(20:40:49) Seismograph: Ooooooooooh O.O
(20:40:52) Cruncher: think I'll stick to the broken system in the US so I can get immediate access to lifesaving care. .
(20:41:27) Jai Alai: how do you get that cruncher
(20:41:46) Cruncher: explain
(20:42:08) Jai Alai: oh you think there aren't ER's in other countries
(20:42:09) Jai Alai: got it
(20:42:26) Cruncher: I didn't say that
(20:42:26) Thyme: I mean i have a bestie from canada who said his mom would wait months for her appointments for cancer treatments.
(20:42:31) Thyme: If she had to cancel it was ... a scary delay.
(20:42:36) Cruncher: yeah. that
(20:42:38) Thyme: Idk. Maybe he was exaggurating.
(20:43:05) Cruncher: no, unfortunately, the stories of taking weeks/months is true
(20:43:14) Jai Alai: ... yeah i'm american i know
(20:43:30) Jai Alai: why do you people think this is only an other country problem
(20:43:38) Cruncher: It's not.
(20:43:50) Cruncher: please stop making generalizations on what I say.
(20:44:08) Jai Alai: then explain
(20:45:24) Cruncher: immediate lifesaving care is not ER-only. Everyone has ERs, but not everyone has the surgical masters or access to cutting-edge research/drugs that the US enjoys. Everyone else does enjoy a better balance on the money involved, and the US gouges its citizens for care, but we get the best stuff.
(20:45:57) Jai Alai: are you serious
(20:45:59) Cruncher: It's a broken system, and before you respond to that, devil's advocate
(20:46:07) Cruncher: OI
(20:46:35) NeoTheOne: O.O
(20:46:35) Cruncher: I'm not saying ALL systems are broken, or NONE of them are worth it. I'm comparing a very small level of concern.
(20:46:47) Cruncher: so, before you jump down my throat...
(20:47:06) Cruncher: take me at my word, not what you think I'm meaning in a bad light.
(20:47:36) Thyme: Im not really sure. Idk how life there is but... I know what I was told.
(20:47:57) Jai Alai: i'm not jumping down your throat but "not everyone has the surgical masters or access to cutting-edge research/drugs that the US enjoys." is wild
(20:48:05) Melascula: it is true that the states generally has better care than other places
(20:48:26) Melascula: but surgical masters and cutting edge drugs is a strech
(20:48:27) Cruncher: ok, I'm done. Gn. ;-P
(20:48:29) Melascula: stretch
(20:48:35) Melascula: they're mostly just more efficent
(20:49:02) Melascula: people in canada have access to similar care but it can take awhile longer
(20:49:13) Jes: ya fuck canada healthcare lol
(20:49:21) Jes: no offense
(20:49:33) Jes: ;-P
(20:49:35) Melascula: my experience with canadian healthcare has been fine
(20:49:42) Melascula: but i don't speak for everyone
(20:49:47) Cruncher: there's no talking to some people. I'm done engaging. Your systems are perfect. You win. Live long and prosper.
(20:49:51) Jes: Literally emergency rooms with like hours from 11-4 or a 2 hour drive
(20:49:52) Melascula: the ER waits are incredibly long
(20:50:24) Treefox: I don't think any system is perfect
(20:50:34) Melascula: newp
(20:50:39) Jes: Couldn't find a single clinic or urgent care to take care of something i needed bad in a big city lol
(20:50:49) Melascula: that sucks
(20:50:54) Treefox: They all suck int heir own ways. We just have doctors who make a shitload more money
(20:51:00) Jes: its like, okay ya you get healthcare but youre dead before they'll see you

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== doxxing ==
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Cruncher: That starbucks has been open for almost 10 years now in ***
Aden Waltz: oh shit
Aden Waltz: i covered my name but not the store
Cruncher: Cute little starbucks, too. The folks in the unit above them must love the smell of coffee to live there.
Horchata: cruncher youre too big
Cruncher: file a ticket
Horchata: really... ok
Horchata: did you google the store number off of adens starbucks receipt
Horchata: creepy & weird if so
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Cruncher

2025-05-01T17:45:12Z

SMARMY:

Kaninchen

2025-05-01T17:27:55Z

SMARMY:

Kaninchen

2025-05-01T17:26:57Z

SMARMY:

gross horse fisting grandpa who is now ded

== Kaninchen.txt ==
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Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.
CASTRO: male skunk? haha
Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me
Mino: knock knock
Cnut: It is v. warm
Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.
Bukowski pats aston
Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed
Cnut: no spooning though
Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay
Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either
Kaninchen: WTF
Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard
Mino: ur wosted
Mino: thats waot
Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk
Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.
Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.
Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public
Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.
Darx: speak for yourself
Smarmy: heh
Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman
Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!

Kaninchen: Misa
(You see Kaninchen.)
> I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!
You say, "misaluv isnt here"
Kaninchen: Where is she?
You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"
You say, "i dont know ask belonii"
Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat
You say, "orly"
Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.
You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"
Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!
You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"
You say, "i believe it :)"
mirajei: im with misaluv
mirajei: she satisifies my dogs
You say, "sexy"
mirajei: i kno
mirajei: who wants pics
Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.
Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva
You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
You say, "gosh"
You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"
Aristes: ;-P shippef
Aristes: mira lol
Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.
Aristes: Belbe was on last night
Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU>
Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP
[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead & gets 39.
Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.
mirajei: :-(
Aristes: lol mira
Aristes: Well that is awkward.
mirajei: furc never lies
Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.
Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|
Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.
Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore
Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore
Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii
Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs
mirajei: where is this dogfucker
Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!
Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs
Ditty: dongs all around my face
Ditty: and im gay
Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity
Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.
Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.
Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.
Ditty: who cares
Ditty: we've all seen herb ody
Ditty: its gross
Aristes: kanin ........ no >
Ditty: shes fat and saggy
Ditty: i feel bad for her dog
B i g g i e: dog crushed
Aristes: anyway
You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"
You say, "weird???"
Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up
Guin: the theme music
Guin: PHN
Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!
Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!
Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN
Mino: NOT DIRL
Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!
You say, "..."
You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"
Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...
You say, "im serious"
You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids
Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?
You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"
Kaninchen: no
Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now
Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis
You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"
You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"
Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.
You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"
Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"
Ditty: an yung man
Ditty: i love kaninchen
Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.
Ditty: GROSS
Ditty: you are old though
Ditty: so do you do that
Kaninchen: No
Ditty: oh
Ditty: good
Ditty: can you not
Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring
You say, "why"
Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.
Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia
Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*
You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"
Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</a>
Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed
Virsian puts on my bitch boots
Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night
Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.
Single: :-)
steeb: I like you too Kaninchen
You say, "wat"
Kaninchen: Thankee.
steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems
Kaninchen: Ye're not
You say, "lol"
steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/
Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn
You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"
You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"
steeb: he's not really old
steeb: 50's i think
Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16
You say, "that's pretty old"
Bukowski: 58
You say, "especially for the internet"
Kaninchen: I'm 58
You say, "just sayin"
You say, "i feel old on the internet"
steeb: i don't care
You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"
You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"
Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years
Bukowski: im 10
You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"
steeb: i'm about to turn 19
steeb: and suck at life still
Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.
Single: except for me right im the little kid
Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.
Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind
Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.
You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"
You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""
You say, "forever"
Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max
Bukowski: :-(
Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at
You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""
You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"
You say, "and they're all in their 50's"
You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"
You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"
You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"
Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.
You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"
You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"
Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.
You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"
Kaninchen: I like to look at tits
Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?
Kaninchen: ?make cookie
You say, "wat"
You say, "my port?"
Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.
You say, "..."
You say, "you were just looking for nads"
Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.
You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""
You say, "same with all genitals"
You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"
Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads
You say, "i told you men never grow up"
Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.
Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.
Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think
Kaninchen got himself sterilized
Kaninchen: 35 years ago
Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair
Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child
Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!
Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli
Ditty: peubscent
Bukowski: o-o
You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."
Kaninchen: LOL
You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"
Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?
Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
Virsian: i have a coon dick
Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.
Ditty: pENIS eARRING
Virsian unfolkds my spikes
Ditty: WHAT
Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.
Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"
You say, "i should probably get up"
Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..) > Stop staring at me, infidel. "
Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around
You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"
Sassie J.: Sometimes
You say, "do you wanna go out"
Sassie J.: No.
You say, "aw come on"
You say, "i am a cool fun guy"
Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.
Aristes: :-)
You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"
Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.
You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"
Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"
You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"
Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!
Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]
Bukowski points
[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]
Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier
Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*
Sassie J.: Yeap
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]
[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]
Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were
You say, "im a cuddle whore"
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]
You say, "how did you get paid for that"
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]
Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!
Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.
[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]
[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]
Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!
Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.
You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"
Sassie J. nods sagaciously
Sassie J.: Yep
Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.
You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"
Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.
single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle
single: always
Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.
You say, "lol songle"
Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke
Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.
Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.
You say, ".................."
You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"
Kaninchen: I know what you mean
Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it
You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"
You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"
Bukowski: hahah
Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.
single: * Vore
Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.
Aristes: Good lord
Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!
[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]
[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]
[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]
Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank
[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]
[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]
[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]
[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.
Renown: please, don't be around
Renown: be out of here
Sassie J.: I wont be.
Renown: good
Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it
Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.
Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored
Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so
Sassie J.: Kinky
You say, "who is we"
You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"
Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet
Renown: sarah be nice
Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)
You say, "ok................"
You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."
Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.
You say, "heh chores"
Renown: have fun ;-P
You say, "like im a kid"
You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("
You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"
You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"
Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll
Bukowski: someonesomething
You say, "yeah"
You say, "trrrue"
Sassie J.: LoL
Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.
Tina: ...
Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
Aristes: ...
Tove: >:|:~(
Aristes: its true
Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.
Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.
Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior
Tina: and hey should be kicked.
Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol
Tina: in my opinion
Kaninchen: True, Tina.
Kaninchen: I just like to joke.
Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh
Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*
Aristes: lil bit
Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders
Tina: so
Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.
Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.
Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.
You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"
You say, "im just sayin that"
Tove: was mercedes a caine
Tove: canine
Kaninchen: She told me she did it.
Bukowski: i
Bukowski: ple..
Bukowski cries
Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.
Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "furcadia is serious business"
Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.
Kaninchen: Now.
You say, "im sorry"
Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...
Renown: emily is kostchtchie?
Ditty: no?
Ditty: kostchtchie is fat
Renown: yes?
Ditty: ...?
Ditty: no shes not
Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty
Darx: ditty is fat
Ditty: emily is chie
Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.
Darx: ditty more like fatty heh
Renown: clearly
Ditty: shes CHIE
Renown: she is
Mino: :~(
Renown: kostchtChie
Ditty: ..................logic
Nokk: wat
Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE
Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie
You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"
Ditty: (You see Chie.)
Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname
Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.
Renown: wow i cant believe
Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know
Nokk: winks
Renown: emily posted fake pictures
Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'
Ditty: he jus mad
Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.
Darx: ditty more like fatty heh
Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can
Ditty: he mad
Mino: were lassen :~(
Ditty: i ate her
Ditty: moion
Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls
Ditty: yes
You say, "ditty has no face"
Darx: lols
Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.
Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.
Kaninchen: She cyoot.
Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.
Darx: but i'm 8"
internaut: i'd really prefer it
Renown: lmao
internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis
Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
internaut: im sory what
Darx: 1000000"
Darx: into
Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches
Ditty: lmfao
Darx: the stratosphere
Nokk: so i highly doubt that
Kaninchen: His is.
Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin
internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.
You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"
Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?
Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY
Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties
Ditty: wat
Aristes: hahah wow
Renown: LOL
Ditty: rofl
Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.
Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)
Ditty: o no hell no
Bukowski: hahaha
Renown: hehe
Kaninchen: LMAO
Renown: *.*
Bukowski: :-\
Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.
Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.
Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.
Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?
Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!
Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>
Mino: ` `
Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but
Mino: `
Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris
Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.
</syntaxhighlight>Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.

CASTRO: male skunk? haha

Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me

Mino: knock knock

Cnut: It is v. warm

Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.

Bukowski pats aston

Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed

Cnut: no spooning though

Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay

Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either

Kaninchen: WTF

Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard

Mino: ur wosted

Mino: thats waot

Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk

Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.

Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.

Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public

Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.

Darx: speak for yourself

Smarmy: heh

Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman

Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!

Kaninchen: Misa

(You see Kaninchen.)

&gt; I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!

You say, "misaluv isnt here"

Kaninchen: Where is she?

You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"

You say, "i dont know ask belonii"

Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat

You say, "orly"

Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.

You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"

Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!

You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"

You say, "i believe it :)"

mirajei: im with misaluv

mirajei: she satisifies my dogs

You say, "sexy"

mirajei: i kno

mirajei: who wants pics

Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.

Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva

You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

You say, "gosh"

You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"

Aristes: ;-P shippef

Aristes: mira lol

Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.

Aristes: Belbe was on last night

Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU&gt;

Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP

[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead &amp; gets 39.

Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.

mirajei: :-(

Aristes: lol mira

Aristes: Well that is awkward.

mirajei: furc never lies

Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.

Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|

Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.

Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore

Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore

Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii

Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs

mirajei: where is this dogfucker

Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!

Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs

Ditty: dongs all around my face

Ditty: and im gay

Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity

Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.

Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.

Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.

Ditty: who cares

Ditty: we've all seen herb ody

Ditty: its gross

Aristes: kanin ........ no >

Ditty: shes fat and saggy

Ditty: i feel bad for her dog

B i g g i e: dog crushed

Aristes: anyway

You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"

You say, "weird???"

Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up

Guin: the theme music

Guin: PHN

Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!

Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!

Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN

Mino: NOT DIRL

Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!

You say, "..."

You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"

Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...

You say, "im serious"

You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids

Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?

You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"

Kaninchen: no

Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now

Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis

You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"

You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"

Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.

You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"

Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"

Ditty: an yung man

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.

Ditty: GROSS

Ditty: you are old though

Ditty: so do you do that

Kaninchen: No

Ditty: oh

Ditty: good

Ditty: can you not

Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring

You say, "why"

Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.

Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia

Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*

You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"

Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <nowiki><a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</nowiki><nowiki></a></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed

Virsian puts on my bitch boots

Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night

Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.

Single: :-)

steeb: I like you too Kaninchen

You say, "wat"

Kaninchen: Thankee.

steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems

Kaninchen: Ye're not

You say, "lol"

steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/

Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn

You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"

You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"

steeb: he's not really old

steeb: 50's i think

Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16

You say, "that's pretty old"

Bukowski: 58

You say, "especially for the internet"

Kaninchen: I'm 58

You say, "just sayin"

You say, "i feel old on the internet"

steeb: i don't care

You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"

You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"

Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years

Bukowski: im 10

You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"

steeb: i'm about to turn 19

steeb: and suck at life still

Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.

Single: except for me right im the little kid

Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.

Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind

Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.

You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"

You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""

You say, "forever"

Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max

Bukowski: :-(

Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at

You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""

You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"

You say, "and they're all in their 50's"

You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"

You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"

You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"

Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.

You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"

You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"

Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.

You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"

Kaninchen: I like to look at tits

Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?

Kaninchen: ?make cookie

You say, "wat"

You say, "my port?"

Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.

You say, "..."

You say, "you were just looking for nads"

Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.

You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""

You say, "same with all genitals"

You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"

Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads

You say, "i told you men never grow up"

Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.

Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.

Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think

Kaninchen got himself sterilized

Kaninchen: 35 years ago

Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair

Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child

Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!

Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli

Ditty: peubscent

Bukowski: o-o

You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."

Kaninchen: LOL

You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"

Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Virsian: i have a coon dick

Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.

Ditty: pENIS eARRING

Virsian unfolkds my spikes

Ditty: WHAT

Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.

Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"

You say, "i should probably get up"

Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..) &gt; Stop staring at me, infidel. "

Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around

You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"

Sassie J.: Sometimes

You say, "do you wanna go out"

Sassie J.: No.

You say, "aw come on"

You say, "i am a cool fun guy"

Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.

Aristes: :-)

You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"

Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.

You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"

Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"

You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"

Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!

Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]

Bukowski points

[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]

Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier

Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*

Sassie J.: Yeap

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]

[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]

Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were

You say, "im a cuddle whore"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]

You say, "how did you get paid for that"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]

Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!

Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.

[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]

[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!

Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.

You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"

Sassie J. nods sagaciously

Sassie J.: Yep

Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.

You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"

Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.

single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle

single: always

Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.

You say, "lol songle"

Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke

Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.

Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.

You say, ".................."

You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"

Kaninchen: I know what you mean

Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it

You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"

You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"

Bukowski: hahah

Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.

single: * Vore

Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.

Aristes: Good lord

Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!

[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]

[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]

Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank

[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]

[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.

Renown: please, don't be around

Renown: be out of here

Sassie J.: I wont be.

Renown: good

Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it

Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.

Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored

Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so

Sassie J.: Kinky

You say, "who is we"

You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"

Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet

Renown: sarah be nice

Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)

You say, "ok................"

You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."

Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.

You say, "heh chores"

Renown: have fun ;-P

You say, "like im a kid"

You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("

You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"

You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"

Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll

Bukowski: someonesomething

You say, "yeah"

You say, "trrrue"

Sassie J.: LoL

Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.

Tina: ...

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Aristes: ...

Tove: >:|:~(

Aristes: its true

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.

Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.

Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior

Tina: and hey should be kicked.

Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol

Tina: <nowiki>in my opinion</nowiki>

Kaninchen: True, Tina.

Kaninchen: I just like to joke.

Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh

Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*

Aristes: lil bit

Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders

Tina: so

Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.

Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.

Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.

You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"

You say, "im just sayin that"

Tove: was mercedes a caine

Tove: canine

Kaninchen: She told me she did it.

Bukowski: i

Bukowski: ple..

Bukowski cries

Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.

Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "<nowiki>furcadia is serious business</nowiki><nowiki></nowiki>"

Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.

Kaninchen: Now.

You say, "im sorry"

Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...

Renown: emily is kostchtchie?

Ditty: no?

Ditty: kostchtchie is fat

Renown: yes?

Ditty: ...?

Ditty: no shes not

Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty

Darx: ditty is fat

Ditty: emily is chie

Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Renown: clearly

Ditty: shes CHIE

Renown: she is

Mino: :~(

Renown: kostchtChie

Ditty: ..................logic

Nokk: wat

Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE

Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie

You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"

Ditty: (You see Chie.)

Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname<nowiki></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.

Renown: wow i cant believe

Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know

Nokk: winks

Renown: emily posted fake pictures

Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'

Ditty: he jus mad

Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can

Ditty: he mad

Mino: were lassen :~(

Ditty: i ate her

Ditty: moion

Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls

Ditty: yes

You say, "ditty has no face"

Darx: lols

Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.

Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.

Kaninchen: She cyoot.

Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.

Darx: but i'm 8"

internaut: i'd really prefer it

Renown: lmao

internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis

Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

internaut: im sory what

Darx: 1000000"

Darx: into

Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches

Ditty: lmfao

Darx: the stratosphere

Nokk: so i highly doubt that

Kaninchen: His is.

Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin

internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.

You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"

Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?

Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY

Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties

Ditty: wat

Aristes: hahah wow

Renown: LOL

Ditty: rofl

Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.

Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)

Ditty: o no hell no

Bukowski: hahaha

Renown: hehe

Kaninchen: LMAO

Renown: *.*

Bukowski: :-\

Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.

Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.

Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.

Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?

Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!

Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>

Mino: ` `

Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but

Mino: `

Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris

Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.

Kaninchen

2025-05-01T17:23:10Z

SMARMY: /* Kaninchen.txt */

gross horse fisting grandpa who is now ded

== Kaninchen.txt ==
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Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.

CASTRO: male skunk? haha

Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me

Mino: knock knock

Cnut: It is v. warm

Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.

Bukowski pats aston

Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed

Cnut: no spooning though

Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay

Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either

Kaninchen: WTF

Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard

Mino: ur wosted

Mino: thats waot

Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk

Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.

Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.

Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public

Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.

Darx: speak for yourself

Smarmy: heh

Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman

Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!

Kaninchen: Misa

(You see Kaninchen.)

&gt; I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!

You say, "misaluv isnt here"

Kaninchen: Where is she?

You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"

You say, "i dont know ask belonii"

Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat

You say, "orly"

Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.

You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"

Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!

You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"

You say, "i believe it :)"

mirajei: im with misaluv

mirajei: she satisifies my dogs

You say, "sexy"

mirajei: i kno

mirajei: who wants pics

Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.

Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva

You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

You say, "gosh"

You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"

Aristes: ;-P shippef

Aristes: mira lol

Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.

Aristes: Belbe was on last night

Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU&gt;

Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP

[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead &amp; gets 39.

Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.

mirajei: :-(

Aristes: lol mira

Aristes: Well that is awkward.

mirajei: furc never lies

Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.

Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|

Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.

Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore

Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore

Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii

Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs

mirajei: where is this dogfucker

Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!

Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs

Ditty: dongs all around my face

Ditty: and im gay

Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity

Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.

Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.

Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.

Ditty: who cares

Ditty: we've all seen herb ody

Ditty: its gross

Aristes: kanin ........ no >

Ditty: shes fat and saggy

Ditty: i feel bad for her dog

B i g g i e: dog crushed

Aristes: anyway

You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"

You say, "weird???"

Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up

Guin: the theme music

Guin: PHN

Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!

Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!

Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN

Mino: NOT DIRL

Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!

You say, "..."

You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"

Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...

You say, "im serious"

You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids

Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?

You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"

Kaninchen: no

Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now

Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis

You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"

You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"

Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.

You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"

Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"

Ditty: an yung man

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.

Ditty: GROSS

Ditty: you are old though

Ditty: so do you do that

Kaninchen: No

Ditty: oh

Ditty: good

Ditty: can you not

Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring

You say, "why"

Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.

Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia

Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*

You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"

Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <nowiki><a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</nowiki><nowiki></a></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed

Virsian puts on my bitch boots

Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night

Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.

Single: :-)

steeb: I like you too Kaninchen

You say, "wat"

Kaninchen: Thankee.

steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems

Kaninchen: Ye're not

You say, "lol"

steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/

Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn

You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"

You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"

steeb: he's not really old

steeb: 50's i think

Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16

You say, "that's pretty old"

Bukowski: 58

You say, "especially for the internet"

Kaninchen: I'm 58

You say, "just sayin"

You say, "i feel old on the internet"

steeb: i don't care

You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"

You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"

Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years

Bukowski: im 10

You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"

steeb: i'm about to turn 19

steeb: and suck at life still

Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.

Single: except for me right im the little kid

Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.

Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind

Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.

You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"

You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""

You say, "forever"

Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max

Bukowski: :-(

Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at

You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""

You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"

You say, "and they're all in their 50's"

You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"

You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"

You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"

Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.

You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"

You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"

Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.

You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"

Kaninchen: I like to look at tits

Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?

Kaninchen: ?make cookie

You say, "wat"

You say, "my port?"

Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.

You say, "..."

You say, "you were just looking for nads"

Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.

You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""

You say, "same with all genitals"

You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"

Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads

You say, "i told you men never grow up"

Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.

Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.

Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think

Kaninchen got himself sterilized

Kaninchen: 35 years ago

Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair

Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child

Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!

Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli

Ditty: peubscent

Bukowski: o-o

You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."

Kaninchen: LOL

You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"

Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Virsian: i have a coon dick

Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.

Ditty: pENIS eARRING

Virsian unfolkds my spikes

Ditty: WHAT

Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.

Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"

You say, "i should probably get up"

Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..) &gt; Stop staring at me, infidel. "

Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around

You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"

Sassie J.: Sometimes

You say, "do you wanna go out"

Sassie J.: No.

You say, "aw come on"

You say, "i am a cool fun guy"

Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.

Aristes: :-)

You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"

Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.

You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"

Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"

You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"

Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!

Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]

Bukowski points

[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]

Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier

Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*

Sassie J.: Yeap

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]

[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]

Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were

You say, "im a cuddle whore"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]

You say, "how did you get paid for that"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]

Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!

Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.

[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]

[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!

Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.

You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"

Sassie J. nods sagaciously

Sassie J.: Yep

Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.

You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"

Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.

single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle

single: always

Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.

You say, "lol songle"

Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke

Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.

Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.

You say, ".................."

You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"

Kaninchen: I know what you mean

Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it

You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"

You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"

Bukowski: hahah

Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.

single: * Vore

Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.

Aristes: Good lord

Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!

[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]

[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]

Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank

[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]

[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.

Renown: please, don't be around

Renown: be out of here

Sassie J.: I wont be.

Renown: good

Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it

Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.

Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored

Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so

Sassie J.: Kinky

You say, "who is we"

You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"

Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet

Renown: sarah be nice

Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)

You say, "ok................"

You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."

Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.

You say, "heh chores"

Renown: have fun ;-P

You say, "like im a kid"

You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("

You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"

You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"

Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll

Bukowski: someonesomething

You say, "yeah"

You say, "trrrue"

Sassie J.: LoL

Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.

Tina: ...

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Aristes: ...

Tove: >:|:~(

Aristes: its true

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.

Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.

Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior

Tina: and hey should be kicked.

Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol

Tina: <nowiki>in my opinion</nowiki>

Kaninchen: True, Tina.

Kaninchen: I just like to joke.

Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh

Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*

Aristes: lil bit

Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders

Tina: so

Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.

Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.

Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.

You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"

You say, "im just sayin that"

Tove: was mercedes a caine

Tove: canine

Kaninchen: She told me she did it.

Bukowski: i

Bukowski: ple..

Bukowski cries

Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.

Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "<nowiki>furcadia is serious business</nowiki><nowiki></nowiki>"

Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.

Kaninchen: Now.

You say, "im sorry"

Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...

Renown: emily is kostchtchie?

Ditty: no?

Ditty: kostchtchie is fat

Renown: yes?

Ditty: ...?

Ditty: no shes not

Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty

Darx: ditty is fat

Ditty: emily is chie

Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Renown: clearly

Ditty: shes CHIE

Renown: she is

Mino: :~(

Renown: kostchtChie

Ditty: ..................logic

Nokk: wat

Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE

Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie

You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"

Ditty: (You see Chie.)

Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname<nowiki></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.

Renown: wow i cant believe

Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know

Nokk: winks

Renown: emily posted fake pictures

Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'

Ditty: he jus mad

Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can

Ditty: he mad

Mino: were lassen :~(

Ditty: i ate her

Ditty: moion

Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls

Ditty: yes

You say, "ditty has no face"

Darx: lols

Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.

Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.

Kaninchen: She cyoot.

Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.

Darx: but i'm 8"

internaut: i'd really prefer it

Renown: lmao

internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis

Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

internaut: im sory what

Darx: 1000000"

Darx: into

Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches

Ditty: lmfao

Darx: the stratosphere

Nokk: so i highly doubt that

Kaninchen: His is.

Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin

internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.

You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"

Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?

Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY

Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties

Ditty: wat

Aristes: hahah wow

Renown: LOL

Ditty: rofl

Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.

Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)

Ditty: o no hell no

Bukowski: hahaha

Renown: hehe

Kaninchen: LMAO

Renown: *.*

Bukowski: :-\

Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.

Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.

Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.

Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?

Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!

Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>

Mino: ` `

Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but

Mino: `

Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris

Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.

Kaninchen

2025-05-01T17:22:54Z

SMARMY: /* Kaninchen.txt */

gross horse fisting grandpa who is now ded

== Kaninchen.txt ==
Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.

CASTRO: male skunk? haha

Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me

Mino: knock knock

Cnut: It is v. warm

Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.

Bukowski pats aston

Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed

Cnut: no spooning though

Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay

Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either

Kaninchen: WTF

Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard

Mino: ur wosted

Mino: thats waot

Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk

Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.

Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.

Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public

Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.

Darx: speak for yourself

Smarmy: heh

Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman

Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!

Kaninchen: Misa

(You see Kaninchen.)

&gt; I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!

You say, "misaluv isnt here"

Kaninchen: Where is she?

You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"

You say, "i dont know ask belonii"

Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat

You say, "orly"

Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.

You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"

Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!

You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"

You say, "i believe it :)"

mirajei: im with misaluv

mirajei: she satisifies my dogs

You say, "sexy"

mirajei: i kno

mirajei: who wants pics

Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.

Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva

You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

You say, "gosh"

You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"

Aristes: ;-P shippef

Aristes: mira lol

Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.

Aristes: Belbe was on last night

Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU&gt;

Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP

[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead &amp; gets 39.

Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.

mirajei: :-(

Aristes: lol mira

Aristes: Well that is awkward.

mirajei: furc never lies

Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.

Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|

Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.

Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore

Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore

Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii

Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs

mirajei: where is this dogfucker

Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!

Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs

Ditty: dongs all around my face

Ditty: and im gay

Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity

Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.

Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.

Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.

Ditty: who cares

Ditty: we've all seen herb ody

Ditty: its gross

Aristes: kanin ........ no >

Ditty: shes fat and saggy

Ditty: i feel bad for her dog

B i g g i e: dog crushed

Aristes: anyway

You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"

You say, "weird???"

Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up

Guin: the theme music

Guin: PHN

Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!

Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!

Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN

Mino: NOT DIRL

Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!

You say, "..."

You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"

Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...

You say, "im serious"

You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids

Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?

You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"

Kaninchen: no

Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now

Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis

You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"

You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"

Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.

You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"

Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"

Ditty: an yung man

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.

Ditty: GROSS

Ditty: you are old though

Ditty: so do you do that

Kaninchen: No

Ditty: oh

Ditty: good

Ditty: can you not

Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring

You say, "why"

Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.

Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia

Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*

You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"

Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <nowiki><a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</nowiki><nowiki></a></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed

Virsian puts on my bitch boots

Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night

Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.

Single: :-)

steeb: I like you too Kaninchen

You say, "wat"

Kaninchen: Thankee.

steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems

Kaninchen: Ye're not

You say, "lol"

steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/

Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn

You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"

You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"

steeb: he's not really old

steeb: 50's i think

Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16

You say, "that's pretty old"

Bukowski: 58

You say, "especially for the internet"

Kaninchen: I'm 58

You say, "just sayin"

You say, "i feel old on the internet"

steeb: i don't care

You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"

You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"

Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years

Bukowski: im 10

You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"

steeb: i'm about to turn 19

steeb: and suck at life still

Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.

Single: except for me right im the little kid

Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.

Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind

Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.

You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"

You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""

You say, "forever"

Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max

Bukowski: :-(

Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at

You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""

You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"

You say, "and they're all in their 50's"

You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"

You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"

You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"

Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.

You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"

You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"

Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.

You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"

Kaninchen: I like to look at tits

Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?

Kaninchen: ?make cookie

You say, "wat"

You say, "my port?"

Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.

You say, "..."

You say, "you were just looking for nads"

Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.

You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""

You say, "same with all genitals"

You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"

Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads

You say, "i told you men never grow up"

Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.

Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.

Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think

Kaninchen got himself sterilized

Kaninchen: 35 years ago

Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair

Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child

Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!

Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli

Ditty: peubscent

Bukowski: o-o

You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."

Kaninchen: LOL

You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"

Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Virsian: i have a coon dick

Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.

Ditty: pENIS eARRING

Virsian unfolkds my spikes

Ditty: WHAT

Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.

Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"

You say, "i should probably get up"

Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..) &gt; Stop staring at me, infidel. "

Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around

You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"

Sassie J.: Sometimes

You say, "do you wanna go out"

Sassie J.: No.

You say, "aw come on"

You say, "i am a cool fun guy"

Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.

Aristes: :-)

You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"

Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.

You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"

Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"

You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"

Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!

Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]

Bukowski points

[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]

Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier

Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*

Sassie J.: Yeap

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]

[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]

Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were

You say, "im a cuddle whore"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]

You say, "how did you get paid for that"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]

Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!

Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.

[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]

[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!

Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.

You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"

Sassie J. nods sagaciously

Sassie J.: Yep

Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.

You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"

Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.

single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle

single: always

Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.

You say, "lol songle"

Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke

Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.

Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.

You say, ".................."

You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"

Kaninchen: I know what you mean

Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it

You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"

You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"

Bukowski: hahah

Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.

single: * Vore

Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.

Aristes: Good lord

Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!

[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]

[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]

Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank

[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]

[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.

Renown: please, don't be around

Renown: be out of here

Sassie J.: I wont be.

Renown: good

Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it

Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.

Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored

Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so

Sassie J.: Kinky

You say, "who is we"

You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"

Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet

Renown: sarah be nice

Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)

You say, "ok................"

You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."

Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.

You say, "heh chores"

Renown: have fun ;-P

You say, "like im a kid"

You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("

You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"

You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"

Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll

Bukowski: someonesomething

You say, "yeah"

You say, "trrrue"

Sassie J.: LoL

Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.

Tina: ...

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Aristes: ...

Tove: >:|:~(

Aristes: its true

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.

Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.

Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior

Tina: and hey should be kicked.

Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol

Tina: <nowiki>in my opinion</nowiki>

Kaninchen: True, Tina.

Kaninchen: I just like to joke.

Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh

Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*

Aristes: lil bit

Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders

Tina: so

Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.

Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.

Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.

You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"

You say, "im just sayin that"

Tove: was mercedes a caine

Tove: canine

Kaninchen: She told me she did it.

Bukowski: i

Bukowski: ple..

Bukowski cries

Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.

Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "<nowiki>furcadia is serious business</nowiki><nowiki></nowiki>"

Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.

Kaninchen: Now.

You say, "im sorry"

Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...

Renown: emily is kostchtchie?

Ditty: no?

Ditty: kostchtchie is fat

Renown: yes?

Ditty: ...?

Ditty: no shes not

Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty

Darx: ditty is fat

Ditty: emily is chie

Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Renown: clearly

Ditty: shes CHIE

Renown: she is

Mino: :~(

Renown: kostchtChie

Ditty: ..................logic

Nokk: wat

Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE

Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie

You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"

Ditty: (You see Chie.)

Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname<nowiki></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.

Renown: wow i cant believe

Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know

Nokk: winks

Renown: emily posted fake pictures

Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'

Ditty: he jus mad

Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can

Ditty: he mad

Mino: were lassen :~(

Ditty: i ate her

Ditty: moion

Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls

Ditty: yes

You say, "ditty has no face"

Darx: lols

Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.

Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.

Kaninchen: She cyoot.

Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.

Darx: but i'm 8"

internaut: i'd really prefer it

Renown: lmao

internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis

Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

internaut: im sory what

Darx: 1000000"

Darx: into

Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches

Ditty: lmfao

Darx: the stratosphere

Nokk: so i highly doubt that

Kaninchen: His is.

Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin

internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.

You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"

Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?

Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY

Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties

Ditty: wat

Aristes: hahah wow

Renown: LOL

Ditty: rofl

Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.

Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)

Ditty: o no hell no

Bukowski: hahaha

Renown: hehe

Kaninchen: LMAO

Renown: *.*

Bukowski: :-\

Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.

Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.

Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.

Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?

Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!

Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>

Mino: ` `

Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but

Mino: `

Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris

Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.

Kaninchen

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SMARMY:

gross horse fisting grandpa who is now ded

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</syntaxhighlight>Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.

CASTRO: male skunk? haha

Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me

Mino: knock knock

Cnut: It is v. warm

Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.

Bukowski pats aston

Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed

Cnut: no spooning though

Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay

Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either

Kaninchen: WTF

Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard

Mino: ur wosted

Mino: thats waot

Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk

Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.

Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.

Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public

Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.

Darx: speak for yourself

Smarmy: heh

Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman

Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!

Kaninchen: Misa

(You see Kaninchen.)

&gt; I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!

You say, "misaluv isnt here"

Kaninchen: Where is she?

You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"

You say, "i dont know ask belonii"

Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat

You say, "orly"

Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.

You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"

Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!

You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"

You say, "i believe it :)"

mirajei: im with misaluv

mirajei: she satisifies my dogs

You say, "sexy"

mirajei: i kno

mirajei: who wants pics

Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.

Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva

You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

You say, "gosh"

You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"

Aristes: ;-P shippef

Aristes: mira lol

Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.

Aristes: Belbe was on last night

Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU&gt;

Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP

[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead &amp; gets 39.

Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.

mirajei: :-(

Aristes: lol mira

Aristes: Well that is awkward.

mirajei: furc never lies

Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.

Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|

Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.

Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore

Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore

Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii

Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs

mirajei: where is this dogfucker

Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!

Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs

Ditty: dongs all around my face

Ditty: and im gay

Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity

Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.

Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.

Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.

Ditty: who cares

Ditty: we've all seen herb ody

Ditty: its gross

Aristes: kanin ........ no >

Ditty: shes fat and saggy

Ditty: i feel bad for her dog

B i g g i e: dog crushed

Aristes: anyway

You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"

You say, "weird???"

Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up

Guin: the theme music

Guin: PHN

Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!

Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!

Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN

Mino: NOT DIRL

Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!

You say, "..."

You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"

Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...

You say, "im serious"

You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids

Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?

You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"

Kaninchen: no

Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now

Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis

You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"

You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"

Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.

You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"

Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"

Ditty: an yung man

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.

Ditty: GROSS

Ditty: you are old though

Ditty: so do you do that

Kaninchen: No

Ditty: oh

Ditty: good

Ditty: can you not

Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring

You say, "why"

Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.

Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia

Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*

You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"

Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <nowiki><a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</nowiki><nowiki></a></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed

Virsian puts on my bitch boots

Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night

Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.

Single: :-)

steeb: I like you too Kaninchen

You say, "wat"

Kaninchen: Thankee.

steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems

Kaninchen: Ye're not

You say, "lol"

steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/

Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn

You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"

You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"

steeb: he's not really old

steeb: 50's i think

Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16

You say, "that's pretty old"

Bukowski: 58

You say, "especially for the internet"

Kaninchen: I'm 58

You say, "just sayin"

You say, "i feel old on the internet"

steeb: i don't care

You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"

You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"

Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years

Bukowski: im 10

You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"

steeb: i'm about to turn 19

steeb: and suck at life still

Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.

Single: except for me right im the little kid

Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.

Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind

Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.

You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"

You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""

You say, "forever"

Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max

Bukowski: :-(

Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at

You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""

You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"

You say, "and they're all in their 50's"

You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"

You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"

You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"

Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.

You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"

You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"

Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.

You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"

Kaninchen: I like to look at tits

Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?

Kaninchen: ?make cookie

You say, "wat"

You say, "my port?"

Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.

You say, "..."

You say, "you were just looking for nads"

Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.

You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""

You say, "same with all genitals"

You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"

Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads

You say, "i told you men never grow up"

Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.

Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.

Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think

Kaninchen got himself sterilized

Kaninchen: 35 years ago

Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair

Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child

Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!

Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli

Ditty: peubscent

Bukowski: o-o

You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."

Kaninchen: LOL

You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"

Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Virsian: i have a coon dick

Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.

Ditty: pENIS eARRING

Virsian unfolkds my spikes

Ditty: WHAT

Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.

Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"

You say, "i should probably get up"

Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..) &gt; Stop staring at me, infidel. "

Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around

You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"

Sassie J.: Sometimes

You say, "do you wanna go out"

Sassie J.: No.

You say, "aw come on"

You say, "i am a cool fun guy"

Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.

Aristes: :-)

You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"

Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.

You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"

Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"

You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"

Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!

Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]

Bukowski points

[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]

Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier

Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*

Sassie J.: Yeap

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]

[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]

Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were

You say, "im a cuddle whore"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]

You say, "how did you get paid for that"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]

Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!

Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.

[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]

[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!

Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.

You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"

Sassie J. nods sagaciously

Sassie J.: Yep

Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.

You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"

Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.

single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle

single: always

Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.

You say, "lol songle"

Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke

Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.

Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.

You say, ".................."

You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"

Kaninchen: I know what you mean

Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it

You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"

You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"

Bukowski: hahah

Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.

single: * Vore

Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.

Aristes: Good lord

Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!

[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]

[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]

Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank

[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]

[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.

Renown: please, don't be around

Renown: be out of here

Sassie J.: I wont be.

Renown: good

Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it

Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.

Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored

Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so

Sassie J.: Kinky

You say, "who is we"

You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"

Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet

Renown: sarah be nice

Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)

You say, "ok................"

You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."

Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.

You say, "heh chores"

Renown: have fun ;-P

You say, "like im a kid"

You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("

You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"

You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"

Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll

Bukowski: someonesomething

You say, "yeah"

You say, "trrrue"

Sassie J.: LoL

Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.

Tina: ...

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Aristes: ...

Tove: >:|:~(

Aristes: its true

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.

Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.

Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior

Tina: and hey should be kicked.

Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol

Tina: <nowiki>in my opinion</nowiki>

Kaninchen: True, Tina.

Kaninchen: I just like to joke.

Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh

Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*

Aristes: lil bit

Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders

Tina: so

Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.

Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.

Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.

You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"

You say, "im just sayin that"

Tove: was mercedes a caine

Tove: canine

Kaninchen: She told me she did it.

Bukowski: i

Bukowski: ple..

Bukowski cries

Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.

Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "<nowiki>furcadia is serious business</nowiki><nowiki></nowiki>"

Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.

Kaninchen: Now.

You say, "im sorry"

Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...

Renown: emily is kostchtchie?

Ditty: no?

Ditty: kostchtchie is fat

Renown: yes?

Ditty: ...?

Ditty: no shes not

Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty

Darx: ditty is fat

Ditty: emily is chie

Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Renown: clearly

Ditty: shes CHIE

Renown: she is

Mino: :~(

Renown: kostchtChie

Ditty: ..................logic

Nokk: wat

Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE

Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie

You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"

Ditty: (You see Chie.)

Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname<nowiki></nowiki>

Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.

Renown: wow i cant believe

Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know

Nokk: winks

Renown: emily posted fake pictures

Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'

Ditty: he jus mad

Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.

Darx: ditty more like fatty <nowiki>heh</nowiki>

Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can

Ditty: he mad

Mino: were lassen :~(

Ditty: i ate her

Ditty: moion

Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls

Ditty: yes

You say, "ditty has no face"

Darx: lols

Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.

Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.

Kaninchen: She cyoot.

Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.

Darx: but i'm 8"

internaut: i'd really prefer it

Renown: lmao

internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis

Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

internaut: im sory what

Darx: 1000000"

Darx: into

Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches

Ditty: lmfao

Darx: the stratosphere

Nokk: so i highly doubt that

Kaninchen: His is.

Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin

internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.

You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"

Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?

Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY

Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties

Ditty: wat

Aristes: hahah wow

Renown: LOL

Ditty: rofl

Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.

Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)

Ditty: o no hell no

Bukowski: hahaha

Renown: hehe

Kaninchen: LMAO

Renown: *.*

Bukowski: :-\

Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.

Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.

Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.

Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?

Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!

Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>

Mino: ` `

Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but

Mino: `

Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris

Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.

Kaninchen

2025-05-01T17:20:05Z

SMARMY: /* Kaninchen.txt */

Kaninchen

2025-05-01T17:19:41Z

SMARMY: /* Kaninchen.txt */

gross horse fisting grandpa who is now ded

== Kaninchen.txt ==

Kaninchen

2025-05-01T17:17:40Z

SMARMY:

gross horse fisting grandpa who is now ded

== Kaninchen.txt ==
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Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.
CASTRO: male skunk? haha
Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me
Mino: knock knock
Cnut: It is v. warm
Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.
Bukowski pats aston
Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed
Cnut: no spooning though
Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay
Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either
Kaninchen: WTF
Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard
Mino: ur wosted
Mino: thats waot
Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk
Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.
Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.
Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public
Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.
Darx: speak for yourself
Smarmy: heh
Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman
Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!

Kaninchen: Misa
(You see Kaninchen.)
> I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!
You say, "misaluv isnt here"
Kaninchen: Where is she?
You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"
You say, "i dont know ask belonii"
Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat
You say, "orly"
Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.
You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"
Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!
You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"
You say, "i believe it :)"
mirajei: im with misaluv
mirajei: she satisifies my dogs
You say, "sexy"
mirajei: i kno
mirajei: who wants pics
Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.
Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva
You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
You say, "gosh"
You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"
Aristes: ;-P shippef
Aristes: mira lol
Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.
Aristes: Belbe was on last night
Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU>
Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP
[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead & gets 39.
Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.
mirajei: :-(
Aristes: lol mira
Aristes: Well that is awkward.
mirajei: furc never lies
Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.
Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|
Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.
Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore
Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore
Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii
Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs
mirajei: where is this dogfucker
Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!
Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs
Ditty: dongs all around my face
Ditty: and im gay
Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity
Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.
Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.
Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.
Ditty: who cares
Ditty: we've all seen herb ody
Ditty: its gross
Aristes: kanin ........ no >
Ditty: shes fat and saggy
Ditty: i feel bad for her dog
B i g g i e: dog crushed
Aristes: anyway
You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"
You say, "weird???"
Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up
Guin: the theme music
Guin: PHN
Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!
Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!
Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN
Mino: NOT DIRL
Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!
You say, "..."
You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"
Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...
You say, "im serious"
You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids
Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?
You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"
Kaninchen: no
Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now
Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis
You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"
You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"
Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.
You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"
Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"
Ditty: an yung man
Ditty: i love kaninchen
Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.
Ditty: GROSS
Ditty: you are old though
Ditty: so do you do that
Kaninchen: No
Ditty: oh
Ditty: good
Ditty: can you not
Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring
You say, "why"
Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.
Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia
Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*
You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"
Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</a>
Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed
Virsian puts on my bitch boots
Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night
Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.
Single: :-)
steeb: I like you too Kaninchen
You say, "wat"
Kaninchen: Thankee.
steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems
Kaninchen: Ye're not
You say, "lol"
steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/
Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn
You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"
You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"
steeb: he's not really old
steeb: 50's i think
Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16
You say, "that's pretty old"
Bukowski: 58
You say, "especially for the internet"
Kaninchen: I'm 58
You say, "just sayin"
You say, "i feel old on the internet"
steeb: i don't care
You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"
You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"
Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years
Bukowski: im 10
You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"
steeb: i'm about to turn 19
steeb: and suck at life still
Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.
Single: except for me right im the little kid
Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.
Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind
Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.
You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"
You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""
You say, "forever"
Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max
Bukowski: :-(
Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at
You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""
You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"
You say, "and they're all in their 50's"
You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"
You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"
You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"
Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.
You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"
You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"
Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.
You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"
Kaninchen: I like to look at tits
Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?
Kaninchen: ?make cookie
You say, "wat"
You say, "my port?"
Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.
You say, "..."
You say, "you were just looking for nads"
Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.
You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""
You say, "same with all genitals"
You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"
Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads
You say, "i told you men never grow up"
Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.
Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.
Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think
Kaninchen got himself sterilized
Kaninchen: 35 years ago
Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair
Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child
Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!
Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli
Ditty: peubscent
Bukowski: o-o
You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."
Kaninchen: LOL
You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"
Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?
Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
Virsian: i have a coon dick
Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.
Ditty: pENIS eARRING
Virsian unfolkds my spikes
Ditty: WHAT
Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.
Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"
You say, "i should probably get up"
Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..) > Stop staring at me, infidel. "
Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around
You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"
Sassie J.: Sometimes
You say, "do you wanna go out"
Sassie J.: No.
You say, "aw come on"
You say, "i am a cool fun guy"
Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.
Aristes: :-)
You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"
Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.
You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"
Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"
You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"
Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!
Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]
Bukowski points
[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]
Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier
Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*
Sassie J.: Yeap
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]
[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]
Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were
You say, "im a cuddle whore"
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]
You say, "how did you get paid for that"
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]
Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!
Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.
[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]
[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]
Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!
Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.
You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"
Sassie J. nods sagaciously
Sassie J.: Yep
Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.
You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"
Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.
single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle
single: always
Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.
You say, "lol songle"
Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke
Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.
Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.
You say, ".................."
You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"
Kaninchen: I know what you mean
Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it
You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"
You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"
Bukowski: hahah
Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.
single: * Vore
Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.
Aristes: Good lord
Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!
[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]
[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]
[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]
Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank
[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]
[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]
[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]
[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.
Renown: please, don't be around
Renown: be out of here
Sassie J.: I wont be.
Renown: good
Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it
Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.
Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored
Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so
Sassie J.: Kinky
You say, "who is we"
You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"
Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet
Renown: sarah be nice
Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)
You say, "ok................"
You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."
Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.
You say, "heh chores"
Renown: have fun ;-P
You say, "like im a kid"
You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("
You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"
You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"
Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll
Bukowski: someonesomething
You say, "yeah"
You say, "trrrue"
Sassie J.: LoL
Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.
Tina: ...
Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
Aristes: ...
Tove: >:|:~(
Aristes: its true
Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.
Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.
Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior
Tina: and hey should be kicked.
Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol
Tina: in my opinion
Kaninchen: True, Tina.
Kaninchen: I just like to joke.
Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh
Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*
Aristes: lil bit
Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders
Tina: so
Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.
Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.
Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.
You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"
You say, "im just sayin that"
Tove: was mercedes a caine
Tove: canine
Kaninchen: She told me she did it.
Bukowski: i
Bukowski: ple..
Bukowski cries
Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.
Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "furcadia is serious business"
Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.
Kaninchen: Now.
You say, "im sorry"
Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...
Renown: emily is kostchtchie?
Ditty: no?
Ditty: kostchtchie is fat
Renown: yes?
Ditty: ...?
Ditty: no shes not
Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty
Darx: ditty is fat
Ditty: emily is chie
Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.
Darx: ditty more like fatty heh
Renown: clearly
Ditty: shes CHIE
Renown: she is
Mino: :~(
Renown: kostchtChie
Ditty: ..................logic
Nokk: wat
Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE
Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie
You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"
Ditty: (You see Chie.)
Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname
Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.
Renown: wow i cant believe
Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know
Nokk: winks
Renown: emily posted fake pictures
Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'
Ditty: he jus mad
Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.
Darx: ditty more like fatty heh
Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can
Ditty: he mad
Mino: were lassen :~(
Ditty: i ate her
Ditty: moion
Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls
Ditty: yes
You say, "ditty has no face"
Darx: lols
Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.
Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.
Kaninchen: She cyoot.
Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.
Darx: but i'm 8"
internaut: i'd really prefer it
Renown: lmao
internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis
Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
internaut: im sory what
Darx: 1000000"
Darx: into
Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches
Ditty: lmfao
Darx: the stratosphere
Nokk: so i highly doubt that
Kaninchen: His is.
Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin
internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.
You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"
Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?
Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY
Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties
Ditty: wat
Aristes: hahah wow
Renown: LOL
Ditty: rofl
Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.
Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)
Ditty: o no hell no
Bukowski: hahaha
Renown: hehe
Kaninchen: LMAO
Renown: *.*
Bukowski: :-\
Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.
Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.
Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.
Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?
Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!
Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>
Mino: ` `
Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but
Mino: `
Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris
Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.
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SMARMY: kaninchen.txt

gross horse fisting grandpa who is now ded

== Kaninchen.txt ==
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Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.
CASTRO: male skunk? haha
Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me
Mino: knock knock
Cnut: It is v. warm
Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.
Bukowski pats aston
Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed
Cnut: no spooning though
Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay
Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either
Kaninchen: WTF
Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard
Mino: ur wosted
Mino: thats waot
Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk
Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.
Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.
Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public
Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.
Darx: speak for yourself
Smarmy: heh
Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman
Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!

Kaninchen: Misa
(You see Kaninchen.)
> I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!
You say, "misaluv isnt here"
Kaninchen: Where is she?
You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"
You say, "i dont know ask belonii"
Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat
You say, "orly"
Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.
You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"
Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!
You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"
You say, "i believe it :)"
mirajei: im with misaluv
mirajei: she satisifies my dogs
You say, "sexy"
mirajei: i kno
mirajei: who wants pics
Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.
Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva
You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
You say, "gosh"
You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"
Aristes: ;-P shippef
Aristes: mira lol
Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.
Aristes: Belbe was on last night
Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU>
Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP
[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead & gets 39.
Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.
mirajei: :-(
Aristes: lol mira
Aristes: Well that is awkward.
mirajei: furc never lies
Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.
Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|
Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.
Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore
Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore
Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii
Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs
mirajei: where is this dogfucker
Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!
Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs
Ditty: dongs all around my face
Ditty: and im gay
Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity
Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.
Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.
Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.
Ditty: who cares
Ditty: we've all seen herb ody
Ditty: its gross
Aristes: kanin ........ no >
Ditty: shes fat and saggy
Ditty: i feel bad for her dog
B i g g i e: dog crushed
Aristes: anyway
You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"
You say, "weird???"
Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up
Guin: the theme music
Guin: PHN
Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!
Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!
Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN
Mino: NOT DIRL
Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!
You say, "..."
You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"
Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...
You say, "im serious"
You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids
Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?
You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"
Kaninchen: no
Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now
Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis
You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"
You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"
Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.
You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"
Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"
Ditty: an yung man
Ditty: i love kaninchen
Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.
Ditty: GROSS
Ditty: you are old though
Ditty: so do you do that
Kaninchen: No
Ditty: oh
Ditty: good
Ditty: can you not
Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring
You say, "why"
Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.
Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia
Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*
You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"
Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</a>
Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed
Virsian puts on my bitch boots
Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night
Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.
Single: :-)
steeb: I like you too Kaninchen
You say, "wat"
Kaninchen: Thankee.
steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems
Kaninchen: Ye're not
You say, "lol"
steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/
Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn
You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"
You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"
steeb: he's not really old
steeb: 50's i think
Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16
You say, "that's pretty old"
Bukowski: 58
You say, "especially for the internet"
Kaninchen: I'm 58
You say, "just sayin"
You say, "i feel old on the internet"
steeb: i don't care
You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"
You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"
Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years
Bukowski: im 10
You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"
steeb: i'm about to turn 19
steeb: and suck at life still
Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.
Single: except for me right im the little kid
Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.
Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind
Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.
You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"
You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""
You say, "forever"
Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max
Bukowski: :-(
Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at
You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""
You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"
You say, "and they're all in their 50's"
You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"
You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"
You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"
Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.
You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"
You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"
Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.
You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"
Kaninchen: I like to look at tits
Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?
Kaninchen: ?make cookie
You say, "wat"
You say, "my port?"
Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.
You say, "..."
You say, "you were just looking for nads"
Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.
You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""
You say, "same with all genitals"
You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"
Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads
You say, "i told you men never grow up"
Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.
Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.
Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think
Kaninchen got himself sterilized
Kaninchen: 35 years ago
Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair
Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child
Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!
Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli
Ditty: peubscent
Bukowski: o-o
You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."
Kaninchen: LOL
You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"
Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?
Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
Virsian: i have a coon dick
Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.
Ditty: pENIS eARRING
Virsian unfolkds my spikes
Ditty: WHAT
Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.
Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"
You say, "i should probably get up"
Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..) > Stop staring at me, infidel. "
Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around
You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"
Sassie J.: Sometimes
You say, "do you wanna go out"
Sassie J.: No.
You say, "aw come on"
You say, "i am a cool fun guy"
Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.
Aristes: :-)
You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"
Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.
You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"
Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"
You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"
Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!
Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]
Bukowski points
[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]
Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier
Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*
Sassie J.: Yeap
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]
[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]
Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were
You say, "im a cuddle whore"
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]
You say, "how did you get paid for that"
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]
Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!
Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.
[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]
[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]
Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!
Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.
You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"
Sassie J. nods sagaciously
Sassie J.: Yep
Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.
You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"
Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.
single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle
single: always
Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.
You say, "lol songle"
Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke
Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.
Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.
You say, ".................."
You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"
Kaninchen: I know what you mean
Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it
You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"
You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"
Bukowski: hahah
Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.
single: * Vore
Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.
Aristes: Good lord
Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!
[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]
[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]
[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]
Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank
[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]
[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]
[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]
[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]
[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.
Renown: please, don't be around
Renown: be out of here
Sassie J.: I wont be.
Renown: good
Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it
Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.
Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored
Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so
Sassie J.: Kinky
You say, "who is we"
You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"
Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet
Renown: sarah be nice
Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)
You say, "ok................"
You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."
Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.
You say, "heh chores"
Renown: have fun ;-P
You say, "like im a kid"
You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("
You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"
You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"
Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll
Bukowski: someonesomething
You say, "yeah"
You say, "trrrue"
Sassie J.: LoL
Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.
Tina: ...
Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
Aristes: ...
Tove: >:|:~(
Aristes: its true
Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.
Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.
Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior
Tina: and hey should be kicked.
Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol
Tina: in my opinion
Kaninchen: True, Tina.
Kaninchen: I just like to joke.
Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh
Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*
Aristes: lil bit
Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders
Tina: so
Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.
Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.
Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.
You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"
You say, "im just sayin that"
Tove: was mercedes a caine
Tove: canine
Kaninchen: She told me she did it.
Bukowski: i
Bukowski: ple..
Bukowski cries
Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.
Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "furcadia is serious business"
Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.
Kaninchen: Now.
You say, "im sorry"
Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...
Renown: emily is kostchtchie?
Ditty: no?
Ditty: kostchtchie is fat
Renown: yes?
Ditty: ...?
Ditty: no shes not
Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty
Darx: ditty is fat
Ditty: emily is chie
Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.
Darx: ditty more like fatty heh
Renown: clearly
Ditty: shes CHIE
Renown: she is
Mino: :~(
Renown: kostchtChie
Ditty: ..................logic
Nokk: wat
Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE
Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie
You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"
Ditty: (You see Chie.)
Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname
Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.
Renown: wow i cant believe
Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know
Nokk: winks
Renown: emily posted fake pictures
Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'
Ditty: he jus mad
Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.
Darx: ditty more like fatty heh
Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can
Ditty: he mad
Mino: were lassen :~(
Ditty: i ate her
Ditty: moion
Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls
Ditty: yes
You say, "ditty has no face"
Darx: lols
Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.
Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.
Kaninchen: She cyoot.
Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.
Darx: but i'm 8"
internaut: i'd really prefer it
Renown: lmao
internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis
Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
internaut: im sory what
Darx: 1000000"
Darx: into
Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches
Ditty: lmfao
Darx: the stratosphere
Nokk: so i highly doubt that
Kaninchen: His is.
Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin
internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.
You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"
Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?
Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY
Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties
Ditty: wat
Aristes: hahah wow
Renown: LOL
Ditty: rofl
Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.
Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)
Ditty: o no hell no
Bukowski: hahaha
Renown: hehe
Kaninchen: LMAO
Renown: *.*
Bukowski: :-\
Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.
Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.
Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.
Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?
Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!
Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>
Mino: ` `
Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but
Mino: `
Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris
Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.
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Dashel

2025-05-01T16:45:07Z

SMARMY: created dashel

he's a TIGON guys and furc is full of pdf files

User:SMARMY

2025-05-01T16:38:55Z

SMARMY: read it dummy

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