The Horse

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The Horse Epic Felorin Troll 2022

(17:33:51) The Horse: There once was a man named Felorin Who left one too many browser tabs open During a PG-13 stream His viewers did gleam As inappropriate content was seen
(17:35:08) Felorin: Wouldn't want all these limericks to be lost to posterity
(17:35:11) Felorin: Or to posteriors

(17:37:47) The Horse: There once was a game that raised a bunch Of money on Kickstarter for a new update lunch But the developers fled Leaving players for dead No update was ever released, oh such a crunch
(17:38:40) The Horse: There once was a game developer dude 
(17:38:41) The Horse: Who spent all of their Kickstarter money on a bedroom redo 
(17:38:44) The Horse: But when backers did inquire 
(17:38:47) The Horse: He lit his hair on fire 
(17:38:50) The Horse: And shouted, "My life is my own, it's true!"

(17:41:15) The Horse: There once was a horse with quite a surprise /  Who &$!? in poor Felorin's bed while he lies /  He woke up with a start /  To the smell of horse art / And cursed that foul beast with furious eyes.

(17:41:36)  Felorin: A wacky Furcadia horse / Repeated some rumor quite coarse / But said "I didn't mean it" / then gave us all peanuts / Which we ate with great gusto of course!
(17:47:22) Felorin: z `eject The Horse
(17:47:24) Felorin: Whoops