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| Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)
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| Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.
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| Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.
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| Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses
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| Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.
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| CASTRO: male skunk? haha
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| Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.
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| Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]
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| Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me
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| Mino: knock knock
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| Cnut: It is v. warm
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| Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.
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| Bukowski pats aston
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| Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed
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| Cnut: no spooning though
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| Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m hy not?
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| Kaninchen fires up his hookay
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| Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.
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| Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.
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| Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!
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| Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!
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| Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.
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| Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!
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| Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!
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| Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either
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| Kaninchen: WTF
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| Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard
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| Mino: ur wosted
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| Mino: thats waot
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| Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'
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| Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.
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| Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk
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| Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.
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| Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.
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| Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini
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| Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.
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| Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.
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| Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!
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| Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep
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| Ditty: my ex had a thing for public
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| Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.
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| Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....
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| Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.
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| Darx: speak for yourself
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| Smarmy: heh
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| Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman
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| Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.
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| Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa
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| Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.
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| Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.
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| Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !
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| Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.
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| Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.
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| Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.
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| Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!
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| Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!
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| Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.
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| Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!
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| Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend. It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!
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| Kaninchen: Misa
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| (You see Kaninchen.)
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| > I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!
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| You say, "misaluv isnt here"
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| Kaninchen: Where is she?
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| You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"
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| You say, "i dont know ask belonii"
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| Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat
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| You say, "orly"
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| Kaninchen: Yep. She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.
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| You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"
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| Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!
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| You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"
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| You say, "i believe it :)"
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| mirajei: im with misaluv
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| mirajei: she satisifies my dogs
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| You say, "sexy"
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| mirajei: i kno
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| mirajei: who wants pics
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| Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama. I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama. I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.
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| Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva
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| You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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| You say, "gosh"
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| You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"
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| Aristes: ;-P shippef
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| Aristes: mira lol
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| Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama. They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama. She got her driver's license and car recently.
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| Aristes: Belbe was on last night
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| Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU>
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| Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP
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| [#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead & gets 39.
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| Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.
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| mirajei: :-(
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| Aristes: lol mira
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| Aristes: Well that is awkward.
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| mirajei: furc never lies
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| Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.
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| Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|
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| Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.
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| Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore
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| Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore
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| Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii
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| Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs
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| mirajei: where is this dogfucker
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| Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother. I forgot that. Thanks!
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| Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs
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| Ditty: dongs all around my face
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| Ditty: and im gay
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| Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.
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| Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity
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| Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.
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| Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.
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| Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws
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| Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.
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| Ditty: who cares
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| Ditty: we've all seen herb ody
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| Ditty: its gross
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| Aristes: kanin ........ no >
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| Ditty: shes fat and saggy
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| Ditty: i feel bad for her dog
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| B i g g i e: dog crushed
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| Aristes: anyway
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| You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"
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| You say, "weird???"
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| Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up
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| Guin: the theme music
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| Guin: PHN
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| Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.
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| Kaninchen: Cunt?
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| Kaninchen: I like pretzels.
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| Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years
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| Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!
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| Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!
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| Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN
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| Mino: NOT DIRL
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| Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!
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| You say, "..."
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| You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"
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| Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...
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| You say, "im serious"
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| You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"
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| Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids
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| Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!
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| Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?
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| You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"
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| Kaninchen: no
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| Kaninchen: LOL
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| Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
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| Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now
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| Kaninchen: It's called a baculum. it's the bone NSIDE the penis
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| You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"
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| You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"
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| Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.
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| You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"
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| Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"
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| Ditty: an yung man
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| Ditty: i love kaninchen
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| Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.
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| Ditty: GROSS
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| Ditty: you are old though
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| Ditty: so do you do that
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| Kaninchen: No
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| Ditty: oh
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| Ditty: good
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| Ditty: can you not
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| Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring
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| You say, "why"
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| Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.
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| Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia
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| Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*
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| You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"
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| Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily
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| Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.
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| Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring. <a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</a>
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| Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.
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| Kaninchen: I'm dressed
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| Virsian puts on my bitch boots
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| Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night
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| Aristes: ew.
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| Ditty: i love kaninchen
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| Ditty: am'kaninchen
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| Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky. and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.
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| Single: :-)
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| steeb: I like you too Kaninchen
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| You say, "wat"
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| Kaninchen: Thankee.
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| steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems
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| Kaninchen: Ye're not
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| You say, "lol"
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| steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/
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| Kaninchen: I'm tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn
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| You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"
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| You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"
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| steeb: he's not really old
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| steeb: 50's i think
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| Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16
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| You say, "that's pretty old"
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| Bukowski: 58
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| You say, "especially for the internet"
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| Kaninchen: I'm 58
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| You say, "just sayin"
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| You say, "i feel old on the internet"
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| steeb: i don't care
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| You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"
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| You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"
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| Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years
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| Bukowski: im 10
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| You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"
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| steeb: i'm about to turn 19
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| steeb: and suck at life still
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| Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.
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| Single: except for me right im the little kid
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| Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.
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| Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind
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| Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.
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| You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"
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| You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""
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| You say, "forever"
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| Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max
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| Bukowski: :-(
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| Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at
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| You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""
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| You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"
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| You say, "and they're all in their 50's"
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| You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"
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| You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"
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| You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"
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| Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits. Every woman has, "Tits" Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.
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| You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"
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| You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"
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| Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.
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| You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"
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| Kaninchen: I like to look at tits
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| Aristes: ..................k.
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| Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'
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| Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl
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| Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?
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| Kaninchen: ?make cookie
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| You say, "wat"
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| You say, "my port?"
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| Kaninchen: make cookieYeah I see now...it is hoofs.
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| You say, "..."
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| You say, "you were just looking for nads"
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| Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.
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| You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""
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| You say, "same with all genitals"
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| You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"
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| Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads
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| You say, "i told you men never grow up"
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| Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course
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| Kaninchen dringsabeer.
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| Kaninchen: THAT'S IT Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.
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| Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.
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| Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.
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| Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA
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| Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???
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| Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.
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| Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!
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| Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.
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| Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think
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| Kaninchen got himself sterilized
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| Kaninchen: 35 years ago
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| Kaninchen: Turned me fat.
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| Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.
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| Kaninchen: I HATE body hair
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| Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.
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| Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.
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| Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.
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| Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos
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| Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS
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| Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child
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| Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!
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| Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli
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| Ditty: peubscent
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| Bukowski: o-o
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| You say, "pube scent"
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| You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."
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| Kaninchen: LOL
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| You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"
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| Kaninchen: not really where else would my flweas live?
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| Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING
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| Virsian: i have a coon dick
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| Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.
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| Ditty: pENIS eARRING
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| Virsian unfolkds my spikes
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| Ditty: WHAT
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| Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.
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| Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!
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| You say, "i have to pee really bad"
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| You say, "i should probably get up"
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| Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy
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| You say, "(You see Sassie J..) > Stop staring at me, infidel. "
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| Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around
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| You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"
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| Sassie J.: Sometimes
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| You say, "do you wanna go out"
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| Sassie J.: No.
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| You say, "aw come on"
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| You say, "i am a cool fun guy"
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| Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.
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| Aristes: :-)
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| You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"
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| Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.
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| You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"
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| Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"
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| You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"
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| Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!
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| Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan. She just came back today." to you. ]
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| Bukowski points
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| [ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]
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| Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier
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| Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*
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| Sassie J.: Yeap
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]
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| [ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]
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| Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were
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| You say, "im a cuddle whore"
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]
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| You say, "how did you get paid for that"
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]
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| Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!
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| Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.
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| [ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]
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| [ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]
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| Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!
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| Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.
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| You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"
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| Sassie J. nods sagaciously
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| Sassie J.: Yep
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| Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.
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| You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"
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| Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.
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| single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle
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| single: always
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| Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.
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| You say, "lol songle"
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| Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke
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| Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.
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| Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.
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| You say, ".................."
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| You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"
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| Kaninchen: I know what you mean
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| Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it
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| You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"
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| You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"
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| Bukowski: hahah
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| Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.
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| single: * Vore
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| Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.
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| Aristes: Good lord
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| Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]
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| [ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]
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| [ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were. Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]
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| Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank
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| [ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]
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| [ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]
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| [ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]
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| [ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]
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| [ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]
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| Kaninchen: Ilikes plump
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| Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.
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| Renown: please, don't be around
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| Renown: be out of here
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| Sassie J.: I wont be.
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| Renown: good
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| Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it
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| Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.
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| Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored
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| Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so
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| Sassie J.: Kinky
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| You say, "who is we"
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| You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"
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| Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet
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| Renown: sarah be nice
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| Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)
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| You say, "ok................"
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| You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."
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| Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.
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| You say, "heh chores"
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| Renown: have fun ;-P
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| You say, "like im a kid"
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| You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("
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| You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"
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| You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"
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| Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll
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| Bukowski: someonesomething
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| You say, "yeah"
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| You say, "trrrue"
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| Sassie J.: LoL
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| Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.
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| Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss
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| Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
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| Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.
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| Tina: ...
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| Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior
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| Aristes: ...
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| Tove: >:|:~(
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| Aristes: its true
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| Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.
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| Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.
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| Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior
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| Tina: and hey should be kicked.
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| Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol
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| Tina: <i>in my opinion</i>
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| Kaninchen: True, Tina.
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| Kaninchen: I just like to joke.
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| Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh
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| Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*
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| Aristes: lil bit
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| Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders
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| Tina: so
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| Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR
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| Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.
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| Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy." I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.
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| Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'
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| Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.
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| Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside. My best friends have always been animals.
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| Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.
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| Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.
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| Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE ( and yiff)
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| Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!
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| Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.
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| Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.
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| You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"
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| You say, "im just sayin that"
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| Tove: was mercedes a caine
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| Tove: canine
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| Kaninchen: She told me she did it.
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| Bukowski: i
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| Bukowski: ple..
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| Bukowski cries
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| Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.
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| Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.
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| kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."
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| Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?
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| Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum
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| You say, "<i><b>furcadia is serious business</b></i>"
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| Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.
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| Kaninchen: Now.
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| You say, "im sorry"
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| Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!
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| Kaninchen: hihi
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| Kaninchen: hihi
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| Kaninchen: hihi
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| Kaninchen: hihi
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| Kaninchen: hihi
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| Kaninchen: I has a beerz
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| Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.
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| Kaninchen: ff3 was great!
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| Kaninchen: ff3 was great
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| Kaninchen: I'm on cam
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| Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...
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| Renown: emily is kostchtchie?
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| Ditty: no?
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| Ditty: kostchtchie is fat
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| Renown: yes?
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| Ditty: ...?
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| Ditty: no shes not
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| Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty
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| Darx: ditty is fat
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| Ditty: emily is chie
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| Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.
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| Darx: ditty more like fatty <i>heh</i>
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| Renown: clearly
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| Ditty: shes CHIE
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| Renown: she is
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| Mino: :~(
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| Renown: kostchtChie
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| Ditty: ..................logic
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| Nokk: wat
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| Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE
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| Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie
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| You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"
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| Ditty: (You see Chie.)
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| Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname<b></b>
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| Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.
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| Renown: wow i cant believe
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| Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know
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| Nokk: winks
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| Renown: emily posted fake pictures
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| Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'
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| Ditty: he jus mad
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| Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.
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| Darx: ditty more like fatty <i>heh</i>
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| Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can
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| Ditty: he mad
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| Mino: were lassen :~(
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| Ditty: i ate her
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| Ditty: moion
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| Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls
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| Ditty: yes
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| You say, "ditty has no face"
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| Darx: lols
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| Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!
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| Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.
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| Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.
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| Kaninchen: She cyoot.
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| Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.
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| Darx: but i'm 8"
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| internaut: i'd really prefer it
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| Renown: lmao
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| internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis
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| Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.
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| Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
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| Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"
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| internaut: im sory what
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| Darx: 1000000"
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| Darx: into
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| Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches
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| Ditty: lmfao
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| Darx: the stratosphere
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| Nokk: so i highly doubt that
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| Kaninchen: His is.
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| Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin
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| internaut: LMAO
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|
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| Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl
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|
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| Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.
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| You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"
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| Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.
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|
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| Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty! You are breathtaking.
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|
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| Kaninchen: Ooh kinky Li LOVED toilet fucking
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|
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| Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?
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| Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY
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| Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties
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| Ditty: wat
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| Aristes: hahah wow
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| Renown: LOL
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| Ditty: rofl
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| Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.
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| Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)
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| Ditty: o no hell no
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| Bukowski: hahaha
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| Renown: hehe
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| Kaninchen: LMAO
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| Renown: *.*
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| Bukowski: :-\
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| Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.
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| Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check
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|
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| Kaninchen: SHITTIN'
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|
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| Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.
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| Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.
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| Kaninchen: The cute girls do.
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|
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| Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?
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| Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.
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|
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| Kaninchen: fat dude fapping on Cam
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|
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| Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out
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|
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| Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere
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|
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| Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!
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| Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!
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|
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| Single: <a href="http://d.facdn.net/art/prguitarman/1284438546.prguitarman_vulvvv.gif">furcadia</a>
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| Mino: ` `
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| Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but
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| Mino: `
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| Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris
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| Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.
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|
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| Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.
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