Cruncher

Creep that gives out unsolicited cookies.

actual furc quotes

Cruncher: To fully deny christianity requires a full knowledge of the son of God, not an inkling faith. If you lack the knowledge, which you do, then you can't fully deny being christian. You can still profess other things, but changing your coloring doesn't remove the stripes.
Cruncher: Anyways, waste of time, energy, etc. You won't change in the next few moments, and the rest of you troll naysayers are just looking for the blood in the water. Off to other more fun things, like irl. .

Cruncher: I have a card that says, "I was born before 2000, you're shit out of luck if you're not a he/she/it/they. Tell someone who cares"
Cruncher: I don't care. That's the point. Not necessary to do my job, eat, sleep, or live.
Cruncher: Feel free to hold a parade about it. I'm ok with walking on a side street.
Cruncher: When I meet you, you're that. You want to change, change, that's you. Unless I have to interact with you, you're not important enough for me to care about what you want to be called. .
Cruncher: Anyways, I'm done caring about not caring about this pointless debate. Consider yourself ignored if you want to keep up talking to me about it. ;-P

Cruncher: apples are great for users who prefer an environment tailored to those with down syndrome.

(14:35:49) Gryphon: I got no desire to watch Simpsons after Apu got hit with cancel culture.
(14:36:03) Cruncher: well, I don't watch the new stuff.
(14:36:18) Cruncher: I like pre-idiot-america apu
(14:36:40) Gryphon: Apu was one of the best characters and they just yeeted him off cause some soccer mom that probably didn't even watch the show cried about it.
(14:36:47) Cruncher: he was the one truly accurate stereotype they lived on
(14:37:21) Cruncher: but if you mention that now in the public, you get crucified for hate speech
(14:38:39) Cruncher: Slavery happened, minorities tried to maintain their cultural differences, and racism is still real, no matter how much they try to downplay/cancel it.
(14:39:30) Cruncher: and yet, the younger generation loses their minds whenever someone older than them lets slip something that was normal/calm in 1995.
(14:40:26) Gryphon: He got cancelled cause people said he was an R word.
(14:40:38) Kixy: R word/
(14:40:40) Kixy: ?*
(14:40:42) Cruncher: the human voice actor?
(14:40:43) Gryphon: The word I can't say on furc.
(14:40:49) Kixy: Retard?
(14:40:54) Gryphon: The other R
(14:40:55) Cruncher: the sexual one.
(14:42:18) Cruncher: so, because the voice of a much-loved character that doesn't exist in real life is an r-word, we're deprived of the character we love, that most of us have no idea who the human behind it ever was.
(14:45:36) Cruncher: that would be a 6-episode run before the feminists got ahold of him and cancelled him back to the stone age.
(14:50:05) Cruncher: Fairly certain the only reason some of the cringeworthy shows are still on the air, if only in re-runs, is because there's a certain religious group affiliation with the main actors, and who runs Hollywood...
(14:52:45) Cruncher: Imagine that, some black woman associated with food became racially intolerant. Good thing we're not renaming corn bread.
(14:54:31) Cruncher: I looked for the pocahontas for the good butter, too
(14:55:44) Cruncher: I care, but not because of some racial undertone, that was added by idiots and loudmouths. Sure, at some point decades or more ago, there was some point to it, but it's now a recognizable symbol for something GOOD. Why take it away now
(14:55:45) Kixy: The change is fine, it's the writing things out of history that is annoying. Because anything bad shall not be discussed because someone will be offended.
(14:57:11) Cruncher: yes, I'm privileged. I'm white. I must be at fault for all this. Woe is me. Here, take my reparations for which I was directly responsible for, not when the crimes were actually taking place.
(14:57:37) solo|jazz: it's less about that and more about inclusivity
(14:57:38) solo|jazz: but w/e dude
(14:58:01) Cruncher: don't race card me and then pull back. Bring it on
(15:00:27) Cruncher: I have no problem with the color of someone's skin. or where they come from, or however they say "I pledge allegiance to the flag". I am anti-idiot. If you are an idiot, I hate you. You can identify as a meat popsicle, and hump small animals in the forest, and I wouldn't care, but if you're an idiot, I hate you. Quit adding racial undertones for which there was none, and hate for the right reasons, or stfu
(15:01:45) Cruncher: I'm tired of race being an issue for the inbred hicks
(15:03:23) Cruncher: sad thing is, if I beat you to death for being an idiot, it'd be a white guy committing a hate crime, and if you beat me to death, it'd be on the tonight show as something to laugh about

(10:08:43) Cruncher: periods just mean, don't touch certain areas.
(10:08:47) Riggs: LOL
(10:08:55) Riggs: He's not interested in that
(10:08:57) Cruncher: doesn't keep you from being bothered by friends that have known you for years.
(10:09:01) Reaper: it does
(10:09:02) Reaper: actually
(10:09:08) Cruncher: ok, it doesn't stop me.
(10:09:18) Reaper: i have legit moments where i cannot fucking deal with people on my period
(10:09:19) Riggs: nothing stops cruncher from being a burden
(10:09:21) Reaper: so keep away
(10:09:26) Reaper: and i'm latina
(10:09:29) Riggs: hot
(10:09:30) Cruncher: ok, you're on a period. If you're bitchy, it's a condition, not a reaction. Check.
(10:10:15) Cruncher: I've had the vapire's teabag, loaded, left in my car's console once. You can't gross me out that way.
(10:10:22) Aiden: sdfghjk
(10:10:24) Riggs: just say tampon
(10:10:24) Cruncher: vampire*
(10:10:26) Reaper: it's not about grossing you out
(10:10:28) Riggs: are you 5
(10:10:30) Reaper: it's about personal space lol
(10:10:35) yamashta: tampon
(10:10:37) Cruncher: if you have to ask, you are.
(10:10:38) Reaper: if i don't want to deal with people. i don't.
(10:10:45) Cruncher: then don't.
(10:12:09) Cruncher: Periods are blown out of proportion. You can still function as an adult, you're just uncomfortable.
(10:12:10) Riggs: hi yam
(10:12:23) Reaper: cruncher, don't pretend to know something you don't know about.
(10:12:29) Aiden: ...i
(10:12:30) yamashta: cruncher that's not always the case
(10:12:31) Aiden: thats not true cruncher
(10:12:34) Riggs: no uterus, no opinion
(10:12:43) Reaper: my periods are really painful.
(10:12:43) Cruncher: No penis, take it out of your mouth.
(10:12:54) Aiden: just, speaking as someone who literally has a condition that has known to kill women
(10:12:57) Riggs: what does that have to do with anything?
(10:13:03) Cruncher: If you want to fight, I'm happy to.
(10:13:40) Cruncher: You're a woman, you already know everything.
(10:13:52) Cruncher: what can I teach you that you don't already know perfectly.
(10:13:57) Riggs: yam that happened to me
(10:14:00) Cruncher: Hell, God calls you up when he has questions.
(10:14:07) Cruncher: Idiots.
(10:14:12) Riggs: lmao
(10:14:22) Riggs: Makes sexist opinions on female anatomy
(10:14:26) Riggs: Calls us idiots
(10:14:26) yamashta: oK bOoMeR
(10:14:28) Aiden slow blinks.
(10:14:30) Cruncher: die of covid, already.
(10:14:37) Riggs: that's cure
(10:14:38) Riggs: Cute
(10:17:26) Cruncher: feminazis.

(14:16:06) Kixy: That's... insane Ridere.
(14:16:08) Aybell Nightroad: Oh you mean like how the natives agreed to move to make room for the new settles like some textbooks teach these days?
(14:16:25) Syrup: don't u want your kids to learn about BOTH sides of the holocaust
(14:16:26) Cruncher: I can't be around 'race theory', I'll end up changing the title to Racy Theory and post photos of the presenters picking their noses all over the classroom
(14:16:29) Syrup: 😕
(14:16:41) Syrup: "Hitler did nothing wrong 101"
(14:25:06) Kixy hugs Crunchpie with all the love
(14:25:18) Cruncher hugs Kixcake HRT
(14:25:24) Foxy Codone: well its hard when he takes up 5 spots xD
(14:25:37) Foxy Codone: biiig boi
(14:25:38) Kixy: He's just fluffy.
(14:25:47) Cruncher has more to luff.
(14:25:53) Kixy fluffs up Crunchpie
(14:25:56) Cruncher: HRT
(14:29:35) Cruncher: Walmart chairs now hold 600lbs listed.
(14:29:41) Aybell Nightroad: Really?
(14:29:43) Cruncher: instead of 400
(14:29:48) smarmy: makes sense

Cruncher: "but, but, medicine should be free, much like my diploma and license to bitch"

daas dxix: based
Gryphon: NVME plugs directly into board.
Cruncher: stop using that word, please.
Cruncher: It just identifies the idiots to be ignored. 🙂

chiss: Would you rather pee your pants on a first date, or sneeze on their face?
Cruncher: Well, before 2019, I'd have sneezed, but now it's considered attempted murder.

Cruncher: hindsight is 20/20, parenting is not. Those with the hindsight often aren't parents, and more often than not, aren't in the know of the circumstances. Yes, there is abuse, yes, there has been overabuse, and yes, it's exhaustingly obvious there are some folks that won't shut up about it because they can't correct the past.

Cruncher: I drink 4L Mt dew and 3 monsters today. ~800mg caffeine

Cruncher: To get to my level of expertise, you need about 25 years of infrastructure engineering. and ocd. and add. and be a sociopath.

Cruncher drank at least 14gal of nog this past season.

(11:04:40) smarmy: doesn't seem like there are all that many beekins in general
(11:05:05) Bee: i still have my badges somehow even though i didn't log on for over a year
(11:05:21) Cruncher: Trolls have killed the general motivation to want to help. Why be helpful to those that have no soul
(11:05:46) Kaze gives bee a refresher course
(11:06:04) Kaze: trolls haven't been a problem for the most part

(10:00:52) Cruncher: hashtag will be a banned word, like the n-word.
(10:01:12) Ignoramus: which n word
(10:01:17) yamashta: 'No'
(10:01:24) Cruncher: does it matter in your passive aggressive state?
(10:01:27) Ignoramus: nubile
(10:04:18) Cruncher: not worth my time even clicking ignore. Wow.
(10:04:37) Zappa: why are you even here then
(10:04:39) Zappa: lol
(10:05:09) Cruncher: asked and answered years ago.

Cruncher: It's why I adopt a "Kill them all, let God sort them out" kinda look when I go out. Amazing how large the bubble is around you when you look like you're just itching for an excuse to rearrange someone's head with their ass.
Foxy Codone: yes i also try to look mean so ppl won't fuck with me lol
Cruncher: I feel bad sometimes. Larger people than me sometimes bump into me, see my face and go, "I'm so sorry!" and vacate the area.
Cruncher: not my intention. I'm more of "leave me alone" kinda stance.

(22:00:35) Cruncher: Generally, when I respond to a question, it's screenied.
(22:01:02) Cruncher: Then, when I'm accused or misquoted, imgur gets a post, and people are free to see the truth.

(16:00:15) Cruncher: Great thing about being on here, I don't have to comply with all that hoo haw of gender identification. I'm happy to snuggle. You want to flame, that's your game. ;-P
(16:01:57) Cruncher: I don't like what I've been accused of. Odd.
(16:02:02) Cruncher: Toodles.

Cruncher: If I do my yiff properly, you won't even know I'm there

morey: I heard you got canceled! O.O
Cruncher: Amazing what gets heard at all
Pazuzu: oh no
castro: being transphobic aint really the vibe these days
morey: gasp.
Pazuzu: oh no...
Cruncher: even ignored, the cunts lie.
Cruncher: ah well.
morey: I win.
Sorry, you may not look at that player right now.

(14:53:18) Cruncher: I have enough propane to heat 3 houses for 3 days.
(14:53:30) Cruncher: in 1lb bottles.
(14:53:50) Cruncher: if I'm ever raided, I'll be labeled a terrorist, or something.
(14:55:05) Cruncher: I keep 6 1LB bottles in individual shrinkwrap containers, in a heavy duty bag, in a 5-gal food grade bucket with screw on locktite lid, 5 of them.
(14:55:44) Cruncher: there's a few others laying around for immediate use, but I keep the rest in multiple layers of rust/environment protection

(15:22:08) Cruncher: Added bonus of testing your equipment every 6 months is you can visually verify if there's holes, punctures, equipment malfunctions. Helps to ensure the heaters work before it's so cold you need your driver's license to remember what sex you are.

(15:56:50) Cruncher: Your favorite bag will become the Glad 2gal freezer bag, comes in 10-pack (walmart), 12-pack (target), and fits most things that you will buy when you prep, is thick enough to take abuse, is reusable, and keeps your sometimes expensive purchases free of dust, dirt, mold, and other stuff that would make them have shorter lifespans.

(12:12:04) Cruncher: The jury's still out for my funeral. Those brave enough to show up might be exposed to thrown pies, water balloons and acid.

(20:37:29) Moridin: sorry, IBS
(20:37:38) Moridin: it's actually plant matter though
(20:37:47) Pixel Dewdrop: Did you just call me plant matter?!
(20:37:50) Pixel Dewdrop: >:*
(20:37:55) Moridin: I don't think so
(20:37:56) Cruncher: hey now, plant lives matter.

(22:01:23) Cruncher: when I was 5, I'd pick up used gum from the street, chew it for the minute flavor left.

(20:20:13) Cruncher: The average vag depth is 7in. Why would you want to advertise something bigger than that?

(20:49:17) single: jesus christ
(20:49:19) Tooth: .
(20:49:28) single: ick
(20:49:30) Yugen: yall are more yiffy than furn
(20:49:31) single: seek christ
(20:49:39) Tooth: who?
(20:49:42) Cruncher: y'all need Jesus more than me.
(20:49:49) Cruncher: ;-P
(20:49:58) Yugen: can you order me a set of magic underwear
(20:50:04) Furcifur: wsant he the guy that said im here for a good friday not a long friday
(20:50:10) Cruncher: Sure. Send me money.

(20:40:04) Jai Alai: Kiryu Vetra: we should be like europe, where medical bills arent a thing
(20:40:15) Jai Alai: kiryu is being political O.O
(20:40:49) Seismograph: Ooooooooooh O.O
(20:40:52) Cruncher: think I'll stick to the broken system in the US so I can get immediate access to lifesaving care. .
(20:41:27) Jai Alai: how do you get that cruncher
(20:41:46) Cruncher: explain
(20:42:08) Jai Alai: oh you think there aren't ER's in other countries
(20:42:09) Jai Alai: got it
(20:42:26) Cruncher: I didn't say that
(20:42:26) Thyme: I mean i have a bestie from canada who said his mom would wait months for her appointments for cancer treatments.
(20:42:31) Thyme: If she had to cancel it was ... a scary delay.
(20:42:36) Cruncher: yeah. that
(20:42:38) Thyme: Idk. Maybe he was exaggurating. 
(20:43:05) Cruncher: no, unfortunately, the stories of taking weeks/months is true
(20:43:14) Jai Alai: ... yeah i'm american i know
(20:43:30) Jai Alai: why do you people think this is only an other country problem
(20:43:38) Cruncher: It's not.
(20:43:50) Cruncher: please stop making generalizations on what I say.
(20:44:08) Jai Alai: then explain
(20:45:24) Cruncher: immediate lifesaving care is not ER-only. Everyone has ERs, but not everyone has the surgical masters or access to cutting-edge research/drugs that the US enjoys. Everyone else does enjoy a better balance on the money involved, and the US gouges its citizens for care, but we get the best stuff.
(20:45:57) Jai Alai: are you serious
(20:45:59) Cruncher: It's a broken system, and before you respond to that, devil's advocate
(20:46:07) Cruncher: OI
(20:46:35) NeoTheOne: O.O
(20:46:35) Cruncher: I'm not saying ALL systems are broken, or NONE of them are worth it. I'm comparing a very small level of concern. 
(20:46:47) Cruncher: so, before you jump down my throat...
(20:47:06) Cruncher: take me at my word, not what you think I'm meaning in a bad light.
(20:47:36) Thyme: Im not really sure. Idk how life there is but... I know what I was told. 
(20:47:57) Jai Alai: i'm not jumping down your throat but "not everyone has the surgical masters or access to cutting-edge research/drugs that the US enjoys." is wild
(20:48:05) Melascula: it is true that the states generally has better care than other places
(20:48:26) Melascula: but surgical masters and cutting edge drugs is a strech
(20:48:27) Cruncher: ok, I'm done. Gn. ;-P
(20:48:29) Melascula: stretch
(20:48:35) Melascula: they're mostly just more efficent
(20:49:02) Melascula: people in canada have access to similar care but it can take awhile longer
(20:49:13) Jes: ya fuck canada healthcare lol
(20:49:21) Jes: no offense 
(20:49:33) Jes: ;-P
(20:49:35) Melascula: my experience with canadian healthcare has been fine 
(20:49:42) Melascula: but i don't speak for everyone
(20:49:47) Cruncher: there's no talking to some people. I'm done engaging. Your systems are perfect. You win. Live long and prosper.
(20:49:51) Jes: Literally emergency rooms with like hours from 11-4 or a 2 hour drive 
(20:49:52) Melascula: the ER waits are incredibly long
(20:50:24) Treefox: I don't think any system is perfect
(20:50:34) Melascula: newp
(20:50:39) Jes: Couldn't find a single clinic or urgent care to take care of something i needed bad in a big city lol
(20:50:49) Melascula: that sucks
(20:50:54) Treefox: They all suck int heir own ways. We just have doctors who make a shitload more money 
(20:51:00) Jes: its like, okay ya you get healthcare but youre dead before they'll see you

doxxing

Cruncher: That starbucks has been open for almost 10 years now in ***
Aden Waltz: oh shit
Aden Waltz: i covered my name but not the store 
Cruncher: Cute little starbucks, too. The folks in the unit above them must love the smell of coffee to live there.
Horchata: cruncher youre too big
Cruncher: file a ticket
Horchata: really... ok
Horchata: did you google the store number off of adens starbucks receipt
Horchata: creepy & weird if so