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Kaninchen: (I"M NOT HIP_TO_THE GROOVE)

Kaninchen: Meat is the only thing i CAN eat.

Kaninchen: I haven't eaten in Sheveral dayshes.

Kaninchen wassht norbidly obesses

Kaninchen: I am smoking SKunk and drinking white wine.

CASTRO: male skunk? haha

Kaninchen: Yep. male Skunk.

Kaninchen: Singleisan attraCTIVEBLONDE GIRL,sTEEB]

Cnut: anyone wanna hop intonn bed with me

Mino: knock knock

Cnut: It is v. warm

Kaninchen: 3-I do, I'm cold.

Bukowski pats aston

Cnut: Ok let me get the plastic sheet incase you wet the bed

Cnut: no spooning though

Kaninchen: Awwwwwr!m  hy not?

Kaninchen fires up his hookay

Kaninchen: I speak Coney the language of Lapines.

Kaninchen: I OWN The Fires.

Kaninchen: Mmmm Fishdicxks!

Kaninchen: Surprise Butt Yiff!

Kaninchen: i bleed and vomit ass.

Kaninchen looks at his royal crest...Am TOO noble!

Kaninchen: ageplay IS norderline pedo!

Kaninchen: zKI Know not what puostatye feels like either  

Kaninchen: WTF  

Kaninchen: What's wrong woth my jeyboard

Mino: ur wosted  

Mino: thats waot  

Kaninchen: i'M FINE/ mY KEYBOARD ISN'

Kaninchen: Iwas fapping at 4 years old.

Kaninchen: I drank half a bottle of rum last night and fell down drunk  

Kaninchen: ALmost broke my neck...AGAIN.  

Kaninchen: Right now I'm having a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.

Kaninchen: LOL GOOD one The latest in Sexy swimwear from Mecca Burkini

Kaninchen: Fear naught. I know your orientation. I'm just the old Grandpa of The Fires that likes everyone.

Kaninchen: YOu HAVE to go by tthew belief that things will work out REGARDLESS of how yofeel.  

Kaninchen: Homosexuals are FINE. Drugs Are FINE. EVOLUTION IS FINE and is the technique that God uses to crweate and maintain....EVERYTHING!!!!

Kaninchen: A rum and a warm Tomcat. THAT'S the way to sleep

Ditty: my ex had a thing for public  

Kaninchen hands Ditty his underpants vibe.

Kaninchen goes to take a shower....alonr....

Kaninchen: Bj's aren't that good. give him the real stuff.  

Darx: speak for yourself  

Smarmy: heh  

Darx: although they do depend on the skills of the woman  

Kaninchen: I can't I've never had one.

Kaninchen: I'll yiff, Ditty but be gentle and you can calle Grandpa

Kaninchen: Youcan check out anytime younlike, but you can NEVER connect 1545 alts.

Kaninchen: Click on a good area, move to the bad area you don't want, click there, It copies the GOOD area OVER the bad Area.

Kaninchen: Ditty! Stop thast ! My oldest grandson was molested by his OTHER grandpa !

Kaninchen gives you a carrot you CAN'T refuse.

Kaninchen: Or weed...if it was legal. Weed would be MY drink of choice.

Kaninchen: I'm Dyiong//////goodbye.

Kaninchen: I wake up and roll over on...SHARDS!

Kaninchen: They have a son looks to be about 10-12 years old, a little older than MY grandsom...PERFECT!

Kaninchen: Ditty the Chronologer of The Fires.

Kaninchen: Careful, Smarms, you're steppin' Guin!

Kaninchen: Itried some o' that synthetic Weed this weekend.  It's LEGAL and potent as Hell!  

Kaninchen: Misa

(You see Kaninchen.)

&gt; I ain't yer FREAKIN' Easter Bunneh!

You say, "misaluv isnt here"

Kaninchen: Where is she?

You say, "i dont think she comes to furc anymore?!?!"

You say, "i dont know ask belonii"

Kaninchen: She is also Chaotikat

You say, "orly"

Kaninchen: Yep.  She adopted me as her IRL/OOC stepdad in 2003.

You say, "last i heard she was with some dude in america"

Kaninchen: I'm OLLLLLLLD!

You say, "belonii comes here but i havent seen him for a few days"

You say, "i believe it :)"

mirajei: im with misaluv

mirajei: she satisifies my dogs

You say, "sexy"

mirajei: i kno

mirajei: who wants pics

Kaninchen: Yes, she married her boyfriend in the state of Alabama.  I am in Tennessee, the state just north of Alabama.  I live about 200 miles (320 km) north of them.

Ship: holy shit i havent heard about misa drama in fo eva

You say, "tennessee is north of alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

You say, "gosh"

You say, "thanks for the info, old dude"

Aristes: ;-P shippef

Aristes: mira lol

Kaninchen: Yep she is manager of a Jack's family restaurant in Alabama.  They bought a house in Montevallo, Alabama.  She got her driver's license and car recently.

Aristes: Belbe was on last night

Aristes: KANIN. WHO ARE YOU&gt;

Aristes: I DONT WANT TO READ UP

[#] mirajei rolls 1d100 that misa is dead &amp; gets 39.

Kaninchen: I am 58 years old.

mirajei: :-(

Aristes: lol mira

Aristes: Well that is awkward.

mirajei: furc never lies

Aristes: Kanin, if you know so much about Misaface, why ........... are you asking.

Aristes: You're kind of creepy. >:|

Kaninchen: Because I haven't heard from her in a month or two.

Ditty: so why are you here, she doesn't come here anymore

Ditty: she doesn't even come on furcadia anymore

Ditty: if you want to find her, talk to belonii

Ditty: no one has any idea what she's doing aside from fucking dogs

mirajei: where is this dogfucker

Kaninchen: Belonii is her brother.  I forgot that.  Thanks!

Ditty: my name is ditty and i like dongs

Ditty: dongs all around my face

Ditty: and im gay

Aristes: Kanin, you're creepin.

Ditty: soon i will lose my virginity

Yiffy Cougar: You're not losing much.

Kaninchen: I lost mine YEARS ago.

Kaninchen: All virgins raise their paws

Kaninchen: Misa used to flash me all the time.

Ditty: who cares

Ditty: we've all seen herb ody

Ditty: its gross

Aristes: kanin ........ no >

Ditty: shes fat and saggy

Ditty: i feel bad for her dog

B   i  g g i e: dog crushed

Aristes: anyway  

You say, "misa flashed kanin even though he said he was her adopted dad ooc"

You say, "weird???"

Guin: the name itself is enough to stir up

Guin: the theme music

Guin: PHN

Kaninchen: I don't think she has a dog right now.

Kaninchen: Cunt?

Kaninchen: I like pretzels.

Kaninchen: I haven't had sex in 25 years

Kaninchen: Procreate is the ultimate goal!

Kaninchen: I AM DRUNK!!!

Mino: THATS COOL KANINCHEN

Mino: NOT DIRL

Kaninchen: this SHIRAZ is the SHIZNIT!!!

You say, "..."

You say, "am i that annoying when i'm drunk :-\"

Kaninchen: i'll shut up now...

You say, "im serious"

You say, "if im that annoying, i am done drinking forever"

Kaninchen: Get to KNow the peole first, THEN eat their bodily fluids

Kaninchen: Mmmmm, BILE!

Kaninchen: I NEEDS a webcam now...wonder if I could rig one?

You say, "does anyone actually respond to kaninchen"

Kaninchen: no

Kaninchen: LOL

Ditty: Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING  

Kaninchen: I'm wearing it now

Kaninchen: It's called a baculum.  it's the bone NSIDE the penis

You say, "did you cultivate it yourself"

You say, "and does it mean you are gay if you wear it"

Kaninchen: naw. In Southern US flklore an yung man would give ittothe girl he wanted as a message.

You say, "so you are saving it for the right girl"

Darx: and that message was "i stripped a racoon's penis for the bone here it is"

Ditty: an yung man

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Kaninchen: OLD men sharpen one end and use it as a toothpick....errrrm....I guess it IS gay.

Ditty: GROSS

Ditty: you are old though

Ditty: so do you do that

Kaninchen: No

Ditty: oh

Ditty: good

Ditty: can you not

Kaninchen: Iwear it as an earring

You say, "why"

Kaninchen: I could, but idon't WANT to.

Kaninchen: I' a furry...We are ALWAYS showing genitalia

Ship: i am not always flashin my clam >:*

You say, "guys have an obsession with genitals for some reason"

Kaninchen: Not OUR genitalia, Necessarily

Kaninchen: NEVER masturbate on your period.

Kaninchen in his Raccoon PenisEarring.   <a href="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg">http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/Thornius/Baculum.jpg</a>

Kaninchen: Tha's why female raccoons are always smiling.

Kaninchen: I'm dressed

Virsian puts on my bitch boots

Kaninchen: I was nekkid last night

Aristes: ew.

Ditty: i love kaninchen

Ditty: am'kaninchen

Kaninchen: My new bestfriends are STeeb, a real-life Melungeon from Kentucky.  and Ditty, a pretty young girl from somewhere, Arizona I think.

Single: :-)

steeb: I like you too Kaninchen

You say, "wat"

Kaninchen: Thankee.

steeb: I wish i wasn't a magnet for problems

Kaninchen: Ye're not

You say, "lol"

steeb: Kan, you don't know the half of it =/

Kaninchen: I'm  tlking to myoldest grndson telling him about Furn

You say, "steeb did you know that kaninchen is really old and has a raccoon penis bone earring"

You say, "are you teaching him to be a furry"

steeb: he's not really old

steeb: 50's i think

Kaninchen: Naw, He's 16

You say, "that's pretty old"

Bukowski: 58

You say, "especially for the internet"

Kaninchen: I'm 58

You say, "just sayin"

You say, "i feel old on the internet"

steeb: i don't care

You say, "and this dudes got 30 years on me"

You say, "what is it like talking to teenagers on the internet"

Kaninchen: Hey, I been 28 for 30 years

Bukowski: im 10

You say, "is it like... yeah, ive seen this same stuff time and time again"

steeb: i'm about to turn 19

steeb: and suck at life still

Kaninchen: I think of you as the same age as me..or me as the sme age as you.

Single: except for me right im the little kid

Kaninchen: Yo'llnever get any older, Steeb.

Kaninchen: I am STILL 18 in my mind

Kaninchen: I've learned a lot and figured out even more, but I'm just 18.

You say, "i dont think men grow much older than 15"

You say, "its still like "huh huh tits""

You say, "forever"

Kaninchen: We will hit 18-21...Max

Bukowski: :-(

Kaninchen: tits aren't whereit's at

You say, "but they still see tits and go "huh huh tits""

You say, "every single guy at shawn's work does that"

You say, "and they're all in their 50's"

You say, "but i think its a gut reaction in the male brain"

You say, "women don't see a penis and go OMG A PENIS OH YEAH SHOW ME ANOTHER"

You say, "its more like... yeah ok, put it away already"

Kaninchen: True passion comes from the bonding of souls, emotions, and spirits.  Every woman has, "Tits"  Its the personality, wit, and humor that make people attractive.

You say, "that doesn't stop men from wanting to look at tits"

You say, "and im not realy saying its a bad thing"

Kaninchen: Oh sure we men are visually and physicallyattune INITIALLY but we grow with time to see the true beauty of a person.

You say, "if a chick wants to flash everyone at the bar, are any of the guys going to object? probably only her husband, if he's easily embarrassed"

Kaninchen: I like to look at tits

Aristes: ..................k.

Kaninchen: Me hopping throughthere, nads a swingin'

Kaninchen: Imma gonna hurl

Kaninchen: Looks like yer port has...nads?

Kaninchen: ?make cookie

You say, "wat"

You say, "my port?"

Kaninchen: make cookieYeah  I see now...it is hoofs.

You say, "..."

You say, "you were just looking for nads"

Kaninchen: I thot i' twer nads.

You say, "didnt i say men are all the same and never stop saying "huh huh tits""

You say, "same with all genitals"

You say, "hurrrr i thought it was nads!!"

Kaninchen: I ALLAYS look fer nads

You say, "i told you men never grow up"

Kaninchen: Of course we likes a pleasant tit or nad o' course

Kaninchen dringsabeer.

Kaninchen: THAT'S IT  Im gona get a FIRES Tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaninchen: I go to the park with peanuts and sit on the ground.

Kaninchen: and the squirrels cme an sit on my lap and eat my nuts.

Kaninchen: If you have an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours....Call mo wimmens.

Kaninchen: ANDLAY F THE VIAGRA

Kaninchen: Who the HELL ulled me out of a hat???

Kaninchen smkes dregs of ANCIENT reefer pipe.

Kaninchen: OMG....I'M A CARP!!!

Kaninchen: My Tomcat pisses in MY room sometime.

Kaninchen: Imma goona get a Fires tattoo and a flamin' bunny tattoo, too I think

Kaninchen got himself sterilized

Kaninchen: 35 years ago

Kaninchen: Turned me fat.

Kaninchen quickly goes to shave his legs and uhhhh...other parts.

Kaninchen: I HATE body hair

Kaninchen: I hate PUBIC hair.

Kaninchen: I'm fairly hairy...It's just body hair on grrrrls.

Kaninchen: I got a gut..it's in the freezeer with the other parts.

Kaninchen: I LOVE shaved hoohoos

Kaninchen: HATES THE PUBEAS

Ditty: shaving pubes doesnt really mean prepeubscent child  

Kaninchen: Tain't pre pubescent!

Bukowski: i look a whole lot more loli

Ditty: peubscent

Bukowski: o-o

You say, "pube scent"

You say, "men shaving pubes... ew."

Kaninchen: LOL

You say, "balls are weird enough lookin with hair"

Kaninchen: not really  where else would my flweas live?

Ditty:  Kaninchen: i HAVE A RACCOON pENIS eARRING

Virsian: i have a coon dick

Kaninchen: Yep click my desc...you can see it.

Ditty: pENIS eARRING

Virsian unfolkds my spikes

Ditty: WHAT

Kaninchen: It's technical name is a Baculum.

Kaninchen: I;m Count Baculum!

You say, "i have to pee really bad"

You say, "i should probably get up"

Kaninchen: Naw, you can pee right there, smarmy

You say, "(You see Sassie J..)  &gt; Stop staring at me, infidel.  "

Sassie J.: Didn't feel like piddling around

You say, "you certainly are sassie, sassie"

Sassie J.: Sometimes

You say, "do you wanna go out"

Sassie J.: No.

You say, "aw come on"

You say, "i am a cool fun guy"

Sassie J.: I've already got a ball and chain, dear.

Aristes: :-)

You say, "sassie does your ball and chain play furcadia"

Sassie J.: LoL I probably couldn't pay him to come on here. Well, unless that payment was a nob polishing while he played.

You say, "well then he won't know you and i are going out"

Sassie J. Shakes her head and chuckles. "Part time dates aren't fun anyway"

You say, "im pretty good at yiffing ;-)"

Aristes: you're really good at this rp thing sassie lol!

Sassie J.: I'm a veteran RPer. It's just that there are issues that keep me from going too far IC these days

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Smarmy, Sassy is my old Buddy, Leviathan.  She just came back today." to you. ]

Bukowski points

[ You whisper "cool" to Kaninchen. ]

Bukowski: sassie is that leviathan girl who was here earlier

Sassie J.: I'd love to pick my stripping  and cuddle whore jobs back up, but *shrugs*

Sassie J.: Yeap

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She was one of the Fires gang with me 8 years ago." to you. ]

[ You whisper "i see" to Kaninchen. ]

Sassie J.: I only really came back to see if some places and people were still around. Remenisc a little, if they were

You say, "im a cuddle whore"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She is 25 but an OLD-timer." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Look out!" to you. ]

You say, "how did you get paid for that"

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a stripper." to you. ]

Aristes: i bet you're a really awesome rper man lol!

Sassie J.: Shexy was generous.

[ You whisper "irl?" to Kaninchen. ]

[ You whisper "its ok dude, im way old timer :)" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Shexy was the shiznitz!

Kaninchen: Sassie and I go WAAAAY back, but she YOUNG, not old.

You say, "so way back when she was a stripper on furcadia, she was underage?!"

Sassie J. nods sagaciously

Sassie J.: Yep

Kaninchen: I miss Shexy... she had the CLASSIEST club in all of Furc.

You say, "i bet there was some classy yiffing"

Sassie J.: She did have one of the classiest joints about. Maybe not THE classiest, but it was swell.

single: back in my day i alway wore a monocle

single: always

Kaninchen: Uh the Pool at Shexy's could get pretty hot.

You say, "lol songle"

Sassie J.: Hahahahaha. I remember walking by the pool one day and damn near having a stroke

Kaninchen: She was a winged bunny from Switzerland.

Sassie J.: I was used to walking into rooms that people didn't lock, and finding stuff.

You say, ".................."

You say, "ok this officially got too furry for me"

Kaninchen: I know what you mean

Sassie J.: But when I went running by the pool and found some hot stuff, I couldn't believe it

You say, "as;ldkfajsdf"

You say, "ok i guess this means it is time for me to go clean house"

Bukowski: hahah

Kaninchen: I locked a wolf and kitty in the hot tub and turned the heat up....I came back later and had a bowl of kitty/wolf stew.

single: * Vore

Sassie J.: Now, that's just mean.

Aristes: Good lord

Kaninchen: But DELICIOUS!

[ Kaninchen whispers, "No. not irl....On Furc." to you. ]

[ You whisper "o" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She used to work at The Shexy Mansion and hung out at The Fires." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Sassie is her extrovert mode." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "Her,...ID...as it were.  Her MR. Hyde to Leviathan's Dr. Jekyll." to you. ]

Sassie J.: Sounds great for some tank n' spank

[ You whisper "thats great" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She's a TOTALLY different person in her Sassy mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "ok" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "She one hot Mama in this mode." to you. ]

[ You whisper "no offense, but i really don't care :-\" to Kaninchen. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "sorry." to you. ]

[ Kaninchen whispers, "You find a lens?" to you. ]

[ You whisper "not yet" to Kaninchen. ]

Kaninchen: Ilikes plump

Sassie J.: If I could actually be around, I'd either get a dragon, catten or butters.

Renown: please, don't be around

Renown: be out of here

Sassie J.: I wont be.

Renown: good

Sassie J.: My home connection wont allow it

Kaninchen: Stay Sassie.

Sassie J.: I will be, when I'm here and really bored

Kaninchen: We'll cut you up, we love you so

Sassie J.: Kinky

You say, "who is we"

You say, "the fires furry quota is full :-\"

Kaninchen: Idunno, just somethin' I heard oncet

Renown: sarah be nice

Renown: (dont look at me weirdly for saying that...)

You say, "ok................"

You say, "im going to go do chores now............................."

Sassie J.: I like trolls, it's alright.

You say, "heh chores"

Renown: have fun ;-P

You say, "like im a kid"

You say, "shawn wont let me drink alcohol or have sex until after i do my chores :-("

You say, "i like how everyone that doesn't like furries is automatically a troll oh wait yeah im on furc oops"

You say, "I THOUGHT THE FIRES WAS THE LEAST FURRY PLACE TO HANG UT"

Bukowski: not agreeing with some = troll

Bukowski: someonesomething

You say, "yeah"

You say, "trrrue"

Sassie J.: LoL

Sassie J.: I didn't say people who don't like furries is a troll.

Kaninchen: My cat sprayed my pants with cat piss

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Tina.

Tina: ...

Tina: pissing on people is not an acceptable pet behavior

Aristes: ...

Tove: >:|:~(

Aristes: its true

Kaninchen: Unless you're into Watersports, Yina.

Kaninchen: But, I'm not into Watersports.

Tina: No. Regardless of 'what you like', if your cat/dog/hamster pisses up someones leg when they come to visit, it's an unacceptable behavior

Tina: and hey should be kicked.

Aristes: Maybe not kicked. lol

Tina: <i>in my opinion</i>

Kaninchen: True, Tina.

Kaninchen: I just like to joke.

Tina: ...yeah kicking a hamster would be a litle harsh

Tina: *punt* Fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*splat*

Aristes: lil bit

Tina: and hamsters can't control their bladders

Tina: so

Kaninchen: Drip, drip,drip....WTR

Kaninchen: Right about now I think I'd date almost ANY women.

Kaninchen: I bought some of that stuff that was supposed to : enlarge certain parts of the MALE anatomy."  I woke up one morning a monthe later and my earlobes were 3 feet long.

Kaninchen: Wha * fap, fap, fap* wasn't lisyenin'

Kaninchen: My yiff collection is swelling and expanding tonight.

Kaninchen: I have LAWAYS been an animal, inside.  My best friends have always been animals.

Kaninchen: I tumbled down the marble stairs of the County Courthose once.

Kaninchen: And ALMOST hit the Governor who was coming UP the Stairs.

Kaninchen: FURRIES RULE   ( and yiff)

Kaninchen: Lets ALL cam and expose ourselves!

Kaninchen: Misaluv isht Bi...very much so.

Kaninchen: She and Mercedes Zula were hot for each other.

You say, "i can not read misaluv and not see her naked with a dog"

You say, "im just sayin that"

Tove: was mercedes a caine

Tove: canine

Kaninchen: She told me she did it.

Bukowski: i

Bukowski: ple..

Bukowski cries

Kaninchen: She confided EVERYTHING with me.

Kaninchen: Now she won't talk to me.

kaninchen: "I've got 16 gigabytes of furry porn. I collect it."

Kaninchen: Fap, fap, fap.....wut?

Kaninchen: Each man has within him a God-shaped vacuum

You say, "<i><b>furcadia is serious business</b></i>"

Kaninchen: Furc IS my social life.

Kaninchen: Now.

You say, "im sorry"

Kaninchen: I LOVE IT!

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: hihi

Kaninchen: I has a beerz

Kaninchen: We have all bennhere before.

Kaninchen: ff3 was great!

Kaninchen: ff3 was great

Kaninchen: I'm on cam

Kaninchen: Oh....he's gone...

Renown: emily is kostchtchie?

Ditty: no?

Ditty: kostchtchie is fat

Renown: yes?

Ditty: ...?

Ditty: no shes not

Kaninchen: And cyoot, Ditty

Darx: ditty is fat

Ditty: emily is chie

Renown: Whisper offers to either Chie, Dictionary or Biggie.

Darx: ditty more like fatty     <i>heh</i>

Renown: clearly

Ditty: shes CHIE

Renown: she is

Mino: :~(

Renown: kostchtChie

Ditty: ..................logic

Nokk: wat

Kaninchen: KOtsch is cyoot and CHIE

Nokk: kostchtehicei =/= chie

You say, "people were saying dictionary was zwei"

Ditty: (You see Chie.)   

Renown: chie is kostchtchie's nickname<b></b>

Kaninchen: Ditty not fat.

Renown: wow i cant believe

Nokk: and dutty is not fat i have seen enough of her to know

Nokk: winks

Renown: emily posted fake pictures

Ditty: thats ok darx just keeps spamming that im fat and ugly even tho he supposedly has 'never see nwhat i look like'

Ditty: he jus mad

Kaninchen: Ditty adorable.

Darx: ditty more like fatty     <i>heh</i>

Ditty: so he insults me whenever he can

Ditty: he mad

Mino: were lassen :~(

Ditty: i ate her

Ditty: moion

Darx: didn't emily stalk a bunch of the fires girls

Ditty: yes

You say, "ditty has no face"

Darx: lols

Kaninchen: DITTY NOT FAT!!!!!

Kaninchen: kotschtchie not fat...adorable.

Kaninchen: KOtschtchie an' I talk all night.

Kaninchen: She cyoot.

Kaninchen: Too much Beerzoi.

Darx: but i'm 8"

internaut: i'd really prefer it

Renown: lmao

internaut: if we dont talk baout darxs horrible penis

Kaninchen dick size....SMALL.

Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"

Ditty: Kaninchen: My nephewn has like 14"   

internaut: im sory what

Darx: 1000000"

Darx: into

Nokk: the longest penis on earth isnt even 14 inches

Ditty: lmfao

Darx: the stratosphere

Nokk: so i highly doubt that

Kaninchen: His is.

Ditty: nokk maybes his nephew is a dolphin

internaut: LMAO

Kaninchen: My grandson is an Aspie irl

Kaninchen: I saw a little of your undies, butt, Ditty.

You say, "ditty what do you think f kaninchen looking aty our butt"

Kaninchen: She was changing on cam And I could see justb the edge.

Kaninchen: You are NOT Pudgy, Ditty!  You are breathtaking.

Kaninchen: Ooh kinky  Li LOVED toilet fucking

Kaninchen: Poor Ditty...Uhhh, Ditty wanna come to mmy house?

Renown: THEY CALL HER P DIDDY

Ditty: they call her p ditty cuz she got p titties

Ditty: wat

Aristes: hahah wow

Renown: LOL

Ditty: rofl

Kaninchen: Not you Ditty, Ditty.

Bukowski: ditty ihear u suck some good dick ;-)

Ditty: o no hell no

Bukowski: hahaha

Renown: hehe

Kaninchen: LMAO

Renown: *.*

Bukowski: :-\

Kaninchen: We gotta do a WRITTEN transcript of these cams.

Kaninchen: Keep our Ditty in check

Kaninchen: SHITTIN'

Kaninchen: Women don't care about dick.

Kaninchen: Iknow some girls do.

Kaninchen: The cute girls do.

Kaninchen: Ya want me to get on that Cam and clear the room?

Kaninchen: Let's hi t em with some Furry Yiff art.

Kaninchen:   fat dude fapping on Cam

Kaninchen: Boobes are fun if you can get them to come out

Kaninchen: Yep, tis hilarious Cocks everwhwere

Kaninchen: Mmmmm I smell hot.....Pu errm pork!

Kaninchen: Smell GOOD!

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Mino: `  `   

Mino: the base is kindof sharp and slicing right through clit but

Mino: `   

Kaninchen: mmmmm, sliced clitoris

Kaninchen: Yes, I'll take a sliced Clitoris on rye with Swiss.

Kaninchen: I fI can get the money Extra Imma gonna get everything Furc has.

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