Ashe Loxeus
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drugs so cool
(13:23:01) Ashe Loxeus give u a bong rip 2 celebrate
Ashe Loxeus snort a line of foxys beak
Ashe Loxeus: off*
(14:10:56) Ashe Loxeus rips this bong n pas 2 u
Ashe Loxeus rip my bong n blow the cloud across sugoi castro horchata n ram hopefully killing themmemorable quotes
(14:08:47) Ashe Loxeus: god i cannot stand the hypocrisy of some of the people here
(14:08:56) Riggs: ?
(14:09:02) Ashe Loxeus: like you are not the end-all authority of anything. youre a person. just please everyone remember that
(14:09:08) Ashe Loxeus: nothing riggen im just venting like a mfer
(14:09:17) Riggs: okay
(14:09:26) You say, "Stop harassing me on alts"
(14:09:33) You say, "Silence rule, in kind"
(14:09:55) [#] morey rolls 1d20 take baton to Ashe to show my authoritie & gets 13.
(14:10:15) morey collects all the rings that fly out of Ashe'n.
(14:10:17) morey: I'm rich. :D
(14:11:56) Riggs sighs
(14:12:21) Ashe Loxeus: u do ur best 2 be a responsible and considerate adult
(14:12:28) Ashe Loxeus: and u get pisst on 4 it
(14:12:28) Ashe Loxeus: fuck em
(14:12:48) morey squints and peers around.
(14:13:04) Foxy Codone hug u ashey boy
(14:13:09) Ashe Loxeus scream n pull out all my quill
(14:13:14) morey collect them all.
(14:13:37) morey makes a beautiful arrangement out of them.
(14:13:45) Started ignoring player 'asheloxeus'.
(14:13:59) Syrup: oh
(14:14:05) Stopped ignoring player 'asheloxeus'.
(14:14:10) Ashe Loxeus: O.O
(14:14:24) Syrup: this port got rated E
(14:14:26) Syrup: lmao
(14:14:28) Syrup: love it
(14:14:29) Ashe Loxeus: LMAO
(14:14:29) Syrup: 10/10
(14:14:36) morey: -.-
(14:14:45) Riggs: b o n k
(14:16:05) Foxy Codone: goddamnit my port is blurry >.>
(14:16:28) Syrup throws Ashe Loxeus a bone!
(14:16:34) You say, "LOL THAT PORT IS AMAZING"
(14:16:40) Syrup: ty
(14:17:39) Ashe Loxeus: otyvm
(14:17:42) Ashe Loxeus: ` U
(14:17:54) Syrup: it's straight outta morey
(14:18:10) morey: It's p. rewd...
(14:18:19) Syrup: you don't need it
(14:18:27) You say, "Who is the unlucky victime ."
(14:18:38) Syrup: morey
(14:20:20) Ashe Loxeus: 'its not okay to offend me but its ok for me 2 call u names' wow
(14:20:22) Ashe Loxeus: like holy shit
(14:20:27) Ashe Loxeus blow my fucking brains all over the place
(14:20:36) Ashe Loxeus kix @ everything
(14:20:41) Ashe Loxeus steams like a tiny cartoon teapot
(14:20:41) Riggs blink
(14:20:41) morey collects brain fragments.
(14:20:49) Zayne pick up Ashe by scrunch
(14:20:54) Ashe Loxeus: why do people like this even exist
(14:20:58) morey: Who is it?!
(14:20:59) Ashe Loxeus: the h y p o c r i s y
(14:21:08) Ashe Loxeus: not namin names my lil dude just
(14:21:12) Zayne: balls
(14:21:13) Ashe Loxeus: fucking full of contempt rn
(14:21:29) morey: I didn't think you would. But that doesn't mean I can't PUSH for it! >:*
(14:21:52) morey eats some strawberry applesauce. ;-P
(14:22:38) Syrup: >:|
(14:22:52) Ashe Loxeus: d-d-d-d-double standaaaaaardds
(14:22:56) Ashe Loxeus: afk 2 go get way 2 hi
Ashe Loxeus knocks over my keyboards in2 my trillions of kittens and kills them all but my tears bring back the kittens and keyboards and i make the biggest kitten themed keyboard ever
Zappa: lmao someone's triggered
Foxy Codone fishbowls the pits
Ashe Loxeus: o am i
Ashe Loxeus: watch out foxy im big mad lmfao
Foxy Codone: oh heck
Ashe Loxeus: 'ermagerd some1 shot back lol triggered'
Ashe Loxeus rolls 1d20 this many tear from my eye & gets 10.
Zappa: roleplays killing my kittens xd
Ashe Loxeus: imagine being so bored u gotta make fun of ppl on the internet 4 wat they like
Ashe Loxeus: lmao
Zappa: imagine roleplaying smoking weed
Zappa: so edgy
Ashe Loxeus: imagine being in ur late 20s and acting like a highschooler lmfao
Ashe Loxeus: ok now i put them on ignore n go 2 cook food
Ashe Loxeus: since im the blight of the fires 4 not takin shit lmao
Ashe Loxeus: single for like 3 days now ramrod, alley, zapp, and castro have been makin fun of me for smokin weed
Ashe Loxeus: u guys, some1 remoted in2 my pc
Ashe Loxeus: n i can only assume it was morey lmao
Ashe Loxeus: the dead giveaway was that my chrome shortcut was moved and renamed "how how"
Ashe Loxeus: but now i got this firewall up n some1 outside is dosing me 20 pings per sec every minute
Ashe Loxeus: the ip just shows up as a subnet mask
Ashe Loxeus: double entourage effect here
Ashe Loxeus: i look at porn on my phone and its never connected to my home network
Ashe Loxeus: also
Foxy Codone: morey is at work this time of day
Ashe Loxeus: this computer is DoD-accessory terminal
Ashe Loxeus: accessing it w/o authorization or proper clearance is basically guaranteed prison tie
Ashe Loxeus: so hooray for compiling a report for the DoD
Ashe Loxeus: also dos attacked can be set up be, and are usually, fully automated
Foxy Codone: what is a dod-accessory terminal?
Ashe Loxeus: department of defense
Foxy Codone: ohhh
Ashe Loxeus: i access systems thru this pc
Ashe Loxeus: remoting into it is playing w/ fucking fire lmao
Foxy Codone: it blows my mind that people are this bored
Ashe Loxeus: all i have to do is contact the DoD and let them remote in and they can do whatever they need to
Ashe Loxeus: subnet mask wont save u then
Foxy Codone: do it
Ashe Loxeus: proxy servers wont save u lol
Foxy Codone: fuck em
Ashe Loxeus: im letting the logs generate info
Ashe Loxeus: from the firewall
Foxy Codone: fair
Ashe Loxeus: so whoever it is cant say 'o i didnt mean to'
Vehlia Liahe has joined.
Foxy Codone: im so excited to see how this plays out
Ashe Loxeus: u kno when morey gets off?
Ashe Loxeus: bc if its just him being funny n cute i need 2 talk to him
Vehlia Liahe: there goob you get a snep pillow
Ashe Loxeus: if he denies it then ill send the logs to the DoD
Vehlia Liahe: oh no someone is in trouble
Ashe Loxeus: ppl tryna snoop where they shouldnt
Ashe Loxeus: but my firewall apparently has like 4 VPNs in it
Ashe Loxeus: smoke weed every day
Ashe Loxeus: 420 blaze it
Foxy Codone: 420 balze it fagit
Foxy Codone: blaze even
Kronk: haha been sober since july
Ashe Loxeus hits my crystal weeds
Kronk: sorry bb
Ashe Loxeus: shew congrats
Ashe Loxeus: i couldnt do it
Foxy Codone: o good for you!
Foxy Codone: i'm a substance use counselor
Foxy Codone: irl
Ashe Loxeus: why are u even here lol
alleycat: uh cause bramble is my friend??
Ashe Loxeus: cool
Ashe Loxeus: i wish the webclient could ignore u
Ashe Loxeus: we left the pits to get away from ppl like u tho
Ashe Loxeus: ur not the only one with alts
Ashe Loxeus: do you tho i guess, if thats how u thrive
alleycat: bramble summons me here to hang, so i come to hang
alleycat: been doing it since before you left the pits
alleycat: im not here to "follow you"
Ashe Loxeus: some ppl are like herpes
BrambleBean: sup
Ashe Loxeus: u cant shake em
Ashe Loxeus: i know ud think if we were so shitty ppl wouldnt wanna operation infiltration but o it is wat it is
Ashe Loxeus: i wish i had 800 kittens in a trailer
Ashe Loxeus: id huff the pee n troll online all day